Fratbag
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Reader Mail: Frank Tags Some Funnelbags
Eagle-eyed Frank writes in:
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Subject: tri-bags and funnel flakes
this is actually a picture i found on facebook of a girl i (apparently, “used to” is appropriate here) know.
At first, i thought this seemed pretty run of the mill. chodes hanging off of little-miss about-to-be-violated, the disproportionate torsos. hell, leftie is even wearing affliction. this was too easy.
and then i saw the funnel. next to the off-brand frosted flakes. both of which are near the crumbling staircase. and suddenly this picture screams “frat boys” louder than an ecstatic bleethy cougar that’s “mistakenly” stumbled upon greek row after her personal record of jagerbombs.
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Good catch, Frank. While you had me at “off-brand frosted flakes,” the funnel is an excellent frat tag giveaway.
Friday, January 21, 2011Zach and Kevin Are Undergrad Business Majors
It don’t matter what decade it is.
Undergrad business majors boozing it up with the girls from the next door Jr. College have always looked like these puds, currently look like these puds, and will always look like these puds.
It’s nice to know there are some certainties in life.
Like sultry Blonde Cindy not knowing how much sexual currency she carries until she’s already married, preggers, and living in Jersey while her Wall Street husband commutes. And goes for Thai Massages twice a week.
