Friday Abs n' Links. Son.
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Thursday, January 13, 2005
Friday Thoughts and Links
DarkSock here for an abbreviated Thoughts n’ Links; no time for horsing around today. Just Llama do mah thang.
Okay, enough of that. This is what you came for:
Saturday, January 8, 2005Friday thoughts and links. Son.
DarkSock here again, as DB1 continues on his epic walk-about of self-discovery. As you can see below, I’ve been very busy. My alliance with DB1, as his sidekick, has yielded many fruits from our unholy alliance. We’ve made great leaps, with you, the alert readers of this site, in the e’er-raging fight against our foes.
But we still strive to hone our writing skills. For example, our crack team here recognizes that you sad bastards get most of your breaking news from this site – and we aim to deliver. For example – that missing airliner? Our insiders tell us that this tragedy was an act of douchebaggery – namely the incessant desire to tweet selfies at all costs. If this is true, these guys are the first pilots sucked off on a flight deck since the swingin’ 70’s.
But you’re not here to peruse odd goings-on, are you? You’re not interested in the strange ways people perish. No. Let us speak of the gorillaphant in the room. You’re here to ogle hott nekkid ladies. Well…nearly nekkid ladies.
Well, then enough hurling our collective poo in a rage.
For this very special Friday, we will focus – per alert reader Vin Douchal – on ABstinance. The opposite o’ pear. We love both, as much as this guy hates Lamp. Enjoy.
GLORIOUS SWEATY UNDER-BOOB ABS. SON.
Very Expensive First Date Abs.
Someone just got a Brazilian Abs.
Een Soviet Russia Abs Crunch YOU.
I Left My Husband And Took His Stuff Abs.
If Michael Jackson Were A Skinny White Chick – Oh, Wait, He Was Abs.
Time To Back Off On The Testosterone Abs.
I Wouldn’t Mind Getting Stuck on THIS Bridge for 5 Hours…Son…Abs.
