Friday Haiku
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Friday, April 30, 2010
Friday Haiku
Dorothy lost in
Grease Forest of Choadkinland,
smells like Toto’s poo.
Hallo. My name is Vlad.
I see you notice my tusk.
I rip from wild boar.
— End the Haberdouchery
Tiger claw necklace?
Dorothy, take Dad home now.
Collar epic fail.
— Bag A
A used-up old jelly dong
worn down to a nub
hangs from the neck of a douche
— Hot Buttered Poopcorn
No innocence lost
When enveloped around douche
Shark died for his gut
— Fyodor Dostedouchesky
Hey, it’s the villian
from the Beat It video!
He likes young girls, too.
— Bagnonymous
Their reinactment
Of flick, ‘The Professional’
Fell short in wardrobe
— Ex-Douche Machina
Douchebag castrato
Wearing his severed member
Can hit that note now
— Vin Douchal
Friday, April 9, 2010Friday Haiku
Greasy Rockerbag,
Spins grope wheel on double hotts,
“Left chin pubes on green.”
No reader updates,
DB1 is at airport,
JetBlue wifi fail.
I see a Bleeth girl
Already in position
For peeing in butt
– Mr. White
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Saturday updates:
Wholesome flesh pretzel
Salted with Axe and Grey Goose…
Now, not gnawable.
– fidouchiary responsibility
Its twisted Twister
As a Douche gropes his sister
Next pic he kissed her!
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Douche with stringy hair
Thinks he has hit the jackpot
Taint begs to differ
— Fyodor Dostedouchesky
Doctor Wankenstein
Does what others only think:
*Her* face with *Her* ass
— saulgoode42
Tangled, twisted mess
of grease, sweat, and firm round ass
baking in the sun.
— Bagnonymous
When this bunch gets through,
It will redefine this game.
Henceforth, called Blister.
— scrotum pole
This not the best time
for starting up a new game
of Chutes and Bladders.
— Wheezer
Arms and legs flail.
See-through shorts begin to droop.
Get me a hot dog.
— Claude Douchenburg
Friday, March 19, 2010Friday Haiku
Sickly burned glow skin,
Orange, like nuked papayrus.
But boobs reassure.
Don’t look so surprised.
Those girls don’t really like you.
They just hate their dads.
— Blair
Despite the two tabs he dropped
And vacant dilation
Cleavage goes unnoticed
– Baleen
drinkstrong’s charity
ed hardy drive, brynne donates
her cans for the cure.
– Euripidouche
The hills are alive
with the sound of music. Ken
can’t hear the music.
– Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Kim was the last girl
Devon would ever serve a
Flaming Aqualung
– Mr. Scrotato Head
Clueless question face
Aggressive girls scare douchebag
Boobies go untouched
– MC 900 Foot Douchebag
Ian Ziering choad
Camden 08108
MTV next fall
– Vin Douchal
Wednesday, May 18, 2005Fraiku
Biff skirts his drug test
Trish offers her pee sample.
Turns out he’s pregnant…
Fraiku: Big Head, Bod, and the (Dairy) Monsters Edition…
Trish REALLY likes head;
Fails to understand “What is:
Macrocephaly“…
Fraiku Poo 4 U
So many things here
Going on…Needs explaining…
I’m just “bicycling”?
Bottle rats roll up
To the club on a Huffy
Instead of Pinto
“Lumbersexual:
In The Barrio.” is the
worst new Marvel Film.
Black dress’ badonk
Knocks bumper right the f*ck off
’70 Vega
Her Crabs are so big
They knocked the bumper off of
That Ford Festiva
The bimbos were not
injured in the accident.
Silicone air bags
Broski is really
uninterested in girls
since removing seat.
She hasn’t been the
same since she jammed handlebars
into monkey hole.
I have a feeling
In each of their homes is a
God Damn Dirty Door!
***I see what you did there, Chuck D…***
Might as well face it
You’re addicted to Hummus
MTV Beirut
When her feet are too
Big for her shoes I take a
Pass. A Pass, I says
Drop her feet on the
Muslims of the Caliphate
they don’t know fear yet
If Lunk hits a bump
Gun in belt shoots his balls off
And then we ALL win
Fraiku – Doc Bunsen Commemorative Edition
Pumps Stackley flexes;
No matter how taut his guns,
Faux Boobs are tighter…
The Bleeth stirs my loins
Whilst he does his best to quell
My renoB. She wins
Lelani’s smile makes
Sugarcanes grow in the sun
Aloha boobies
I knew Doc Bunsen.
You Pumps, are no Doc Bunsen.
R.I.P. Doc, Son.
Whatever happened
To Doctor Bunsen, I don’t know.
He was a Statesman
Doc B 6:40 FTW.
RIP man. You were one of the good ones.
***Dammit Rev, you inbred Yankee, I said “Commemorative Edition”, not “memorial”…Doc is still alive and well. Probably. -D.S.***
Hang on fellas. This
one’s commemorative NOT
memorial ‘ku.
Chet already knows
the drill. Punches self in head.
Beats bouncers to it.
Lelani’s smile
makes ISIS do charity,
volunteerism.
“Suns out, guns out bros!”
“Two in the pink, one in stink!”
“Wanna circle jerk?”
Only a good guy
With a gun can stop this douche
With his guns out. Son.
Monday, May 9, 2005
Fraiku – Ken and Boobie Dolls Edition
I saw this pic from alert reader MC900footdouchebag and I had to nick it for Fraiku…
Ken and Barbie? No…
What a pair…No, it’s more like
Kenna and Boobies
Everyone knows that
Barbies don’t have genitals.
Don’t do this half-assed!
Ken looks like a cross
between Michael Jackson and
Donatella V
I am sitting here
And realize this is the worst
Thing I’ve ever seen.
Their faces were switched
at birth. Their genitals removed.
Thanks ObamaCare!
Macy’s Mannequin
And cheap knock off Real
Doll share a moment
Something tells me that
This broad’s monkey hole is sewn
Completely shut. Son.
Science is awesome.
Human-shaped condoms keep you
safe and disease free!
More like Down’s Syndrome
Boris and Natasha B.
Meet Moose and Squirrel
Which one wears it worse?
And by ~it~ I mean Botox
and lip injections.
judging from background
this picture was taken in
Homoslavia
Macklemore really
went downhill since lips replaced
by frog intestines.
I’m betting that dogs
yowl in pain whenever they
try to use toilet.
Photog says to them
“Make blowjob with teeth to the
camera!” Nailed it.
Saturday, May 7, 2005
Fraiku: GreenPoop Edition
Bruno Von GreenPoop
Goes for post-Whopper buttsecks;
Ejaculates Teal…
The Chesire Cat grin
Can only mean one thing. The
Roofies have kicked in
The colour of her
Estrus Fluids is moist and
Rare. How rare? Soylent.
Our sewers are filled
With rivers of bright green poop
Must flush Bruno too
A bottle of wine
A rectal thermometer
Me and that brunette
Her cup they go run
Over. To lay her down in
A field of clover.
Lots of ass play here
He said to an empty room
I’ll peg my own ass
Tuesday, May 3, 2005
I am so confused…
Is it “Take Mom to Club Night”,
or “Bring your two Dads”?…
