Friday Haiku
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Sunday, March 13, 2005
Friday Haiku
Kyle can’t see Jen’s face
As he stares up through her boobs;
He’s not complaining…
Friday Haiku
She dates a BirdMan;
She looks like she could handle
A cockatoo, Son.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Handsome Kevin got
A little off track. Took A
Year off of college…
Charles Douchewin said…
I want to make her
bark like a dog, in doggie.
And thank me for it.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
That Fergie sure can
pull insecure, attention
seeking douchebags, son !
Group needs multiple
hands to count total I.Q..
Over-estimators.
Vin Douchal said…
Sad bassist awoke
In puddle of his own stink
In this club, a star
Dickie Fingers said…
The band is taking
STD bucket challenge
old record will fall.
hermit said…
His mom tells her friends,
“He’s just very artistic.”
Yet, she weeps at night.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Broad with the red hair
Is known for her Schmeckle Work
Schmeckle Work, I says
Jacques Doucheteau said…
I hope Bland Danzig
here pisses off the front man
in the North Side Kings.
hermit said…
Using the word “son”
To fill in a syllable
Is just lazy…………son.
Friday Haiku
The Two Brothers Poo
Have decided to both date
Two future sofas
Free Bird said…
Nothing better than
Sweat and leather between two
Thighs pressed together.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
The blonde has tight poon
Like Liquid Nails, drywall screws
And rancid cream cheese.
Charles Douchewin said…
Mock is strong this week.
Leering from her skin-prison,
Marilyn approves.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Blonde Bleeth has a Gunt
That shows up on Google Earth
Now called, Guntle Earth
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Aren’t clubs supposed to
keep the lights low so surprise
comes when turned back on?
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Blond shows off her rack
to distract from her Cabbage
Patch Kid face and gunt
Vin Douchal said…
Not always good day
To be zipper on chick’s top
Burst/fail coming soon
Friday Haiku
King and Queen Orange,
Master Beta Carotines;
Big watch and big cans.
hermit said…
You’d hold your gut too
If your uterus contained
The spawn of Satan
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Orange is new black
Losers are the new winners
Except for these two
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She lost her big wang
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
G$ said…
Mexican Mulder
Wants to stick it between this
Alien’s Roswells
Dickie Fingers said…
Her boobs are broken
they cause her to fall and they
don’t protect her face.
Vin Douchal said…
She caused injury
Weird Monkey Hole incident
Dislocates pinky
The Dude said…
The face of a horse
On torso with great Twin Peaks
I’d hit it – bag please?
Friday Haiku
Hair Metal is back!
Trish will find out that tube socks
Rolled in pants? Back too.
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hermit said…
He: Fired from Staples
She: A retired pole dancer.
Club accepts food stamps.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
How does he stand up
On legs that skinny? His hair
Weighs 200-pounds
Dickie Fingers said…
toothpick leg rocker
has no chance with Trish, she likes
a thicker sauseege
Charles Douchewin said…
I don’t mock carnies.
The Coney Island side show
is good, honest work.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Spinal Tap bassist
Amp goes to eleven. So
does her vibrator
Vin Douchal said…
Like past Tommy Lee
Toothpick sized wannabe star
No shower for month
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She has not smiled once
Since the Theramin was put
In her Monkey Hole.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Pre-season football
Is worse than looking at these
Two abortions. Son
Tackle Box said…
I remember when
We used to get lots of pear*
On Fridays, now sad
*hang in there Brah*
Tuesday, March 1, 2005Friday Haiku
Hobo Joe – He smiles.
Hopes to score five-head later.
Dong-taper smirks too…
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Jacques Doucheteau said…
Wanna ride in my
’86 Nova? Looks like
You brought your airbags…
Charles Douchewin said…
Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. The longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!
Capt. James T. Douche said…
For a guy who makes
Ten bucks an hour its the
Greatest day ever
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Daryl wins big at
the Vegas poker tourney
Blows it on hooker
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
It puts the five-head
In the balls or it gets the
Hose. The teabag hose.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Randy Couture’s night
with inflate-a-date seems off
to pretty good start.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
As neckline plummets
Hairline recedes and boobs grow
Scientific fact
Friday Haiku
“Seems like a nice guy”
Thought Jill. But his Hyundai’s trunk
Has plastic sheeting.
Dented cranium
Is the new Botox. Forehead
Becomes a Fivehead
Love child, Mike Tyson
and the Jocelyn Wildenstein
With a strong gay vibe
Varsity Jacket.
With trophy wife. The DeVry
reunion kicks off!
Plastic Bleeth awards
Prize for “Eyes Closest To Center
Of Head.” Award night.
Smooth complexion,
with luscious lips and sexy gaze.
The girl is cute too.
Tyson’s son laments
his empty trust fund account
Jill goes back to work
Where did the top of
His head go? Oh wait it was
Used to fill her tits.
Dextor will always
be sensitive ’bout salad
tong marks from his birth.
Cheek implants, bolt-on
boobs, bottle blond, capped teeth.
Bad taste in men, real deal.
Her first date with Carl:
Dined on mustard and biscuits,
Then killed with sling-blade
Ted Danson sequel
“Three Boobs and Gorilla Mask”
won’t win box office.
It puts the forehead
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The Goolo hose.
Lobotomy scars
Are the new tattoos in Vegas
She gets hers this night
Saturday, February 26, 2005
Friday Haiku 4 Hatters, Yo
Tina Tanned Tatas
Mocks YOU, the Hatters. Lo! Hark!
What have you to say?
FratDouche Billy Bob
With His Glow-Worm™ Belt Dildo™
Leads her from the Club.
Nancy, sofa-sized,
Smirks from her sofa at us –
Our perceived demise.
Do you go gently
Into that poo-orange night,
Or rage a’gin it?
Esteemed Gentlemen
(and the Reverend Chad Kroeger)
I pee in that horse.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She stopped eating horse
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Donkey Hole.
hermit said…
Horse meat ain’t all bad
a delicacy in France
and at Taco Bell
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Neckbeard in background
Happy he’s not with these two
Talks to potted plant
Capt. James T. Douche said…
She looks likes she earns
A living queefing into
Bags she sells online
** ^WTF? I dig it though. -D.S.**
Vin Douchal said…
Machmoud Al-Largeman
Planted ass bomb in men’s room
Slinks back to losers
DoucheyWallnuts said…
The Rhinoplasty
Improved her face a little
So did the fake tits
fRIDAY HAIKU
Joo dare look at Bro?
Joo suffer d’ Roundhouse keek
From deez roho pants!
TongueHolio leers.
Like a persistent Sleestak,
he appears – again.
A man looks into
The abyss long enough, he
Turns into Joo Bro.
Donkey Douche’s little
bro Ferret Douche. Half the size,
still a full-on tool.
Roho’s anger rises
as he is unable to
raise Roho Jr.
How big’s the Snapper
On a little person Bleeth?
This guy will find out
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Friday Haiku – Thursday 4th o’ July Edition. SOn.
Well, the 2005 time machine posts have been a bit spotty. Spinal meningitis got me down. But we’ll get this boat back up on plane after the 4th f’shizzle.
In the meantime just lookit the bumper on Kitty, wouldya?
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O Feline Princess
How I pine to put litter
All up in your box…
