Friday Haiku
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Saturday, February 19, 2005
Friday Haiku
The I.T. Gangsta
Can unjam your copier,
Install Windows. Yo.
Friday Haiku
Starlett is enticed;
Offered role in Karl’s new flick
“Beverly Hills Cockk”.
Captain Asscot asks
Jenny to “board his vessel”
But its a dinghy
Beverly Hills Kip
reports for poop deck duty
Starlett staying home.
Guardian angels
are “Keeping it Pretentious”
in Beverly Hills.
Tad looks like he’s more
interested in the free
bowl of soup than her.
Kim’s not satisfied.
Thurston Howell’s retarded son’s
hung like a minnow.
Beverly Hills Kip
Also sporting the matching
Seven inch butt plug
That ascot passed through
His colon, knot gave pleasure
She gave quite a pull
He cleans the pisser
At the local country club
Blazer found in stall.
Friday Haiku
Even in disguise Rob Ford gets busted by press Drunk up in some bar.
What ia going on Wth Stay Puft’s crotch? Clearly he Is not Jewish, Oi!
They gone Ghostbusters Since the gyroscope was put In her Monkey Hole. It puts the fire in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Marshmall Hose.
After seeing this Photo,
Harold Ramis died
Of embarrassment.
Sta Puft Moose Knuckle
Gives me nightmares. Kills
my wood Trannies scare me, too
Later, in men’s room
stay-puff weird-o enjoys it,
when they cross the streams.
Fluffy sugar mons
Gives Pillsbury CEO
Cold sweat and nightmares
Stay Puft douchebag asks
“Want to taste marshmallow fluff ?”
Gets tranny’s gut punch
Sunday, February 6, 2005
Fraiku
Jose Fernando
Begs all the young girls to cross
his southern border
***As you may have noticed last week, I’ve slightly changed the Fraiku format, including highlighting my Personal Pick O’ The Week in red text. This week infamous Bait n’ Switch link cad Jacques Douchetou wins the Internet.***
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
Vin Douchal said…
Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine
Charles Douchewin said…
The 1980′s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick
Capt. James T. Douche said…
All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags
Haiku Time
“Strap on?!? Aw Hells Yeah!”
Poor Todd did not realize
He was Kim’s “bottom”.
Charles Douchewin:
Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.
Capt. James T. Douche:
He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker
The Very Reverend Chad Kroeger:
She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
DoucheyWallnuts:
Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some
Ed Hardy Har Har:
Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche:
Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large bulge near his ass.
creature:
Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”
DoucheyWallnuts:
Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle* Harness
For Penis Torture
*Schmeckle, he says
Saturday, January 22, 2005Friday Haiku
Grampa is so sad;
He needs Viagra for sex.
She needs PolyGrip…
Friday Haiku 2005
The DoucheBag evolves;
Lurches forth on its flippers-
“Hey, Babes…want a drink?”
Friday, January 7, 2005Friday Haiku – early edition
As Bobby Largeman
Looked on in disdain, he thought
“Those damned Harkonnens…”
March Madness is here!
World’s shortest power forward,
drives hard to the rim.
— hermit
Baby Beluga
In the deep blue pants, tries to
flip-her, towards Willy.
— Charles Douchewin
He doesn’t wear socks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
lube and beer in hand
awaiting the gyroscope
shit is getting real
— Dickie Fingers
How low can they go?
Morals, self respect & shame
Puddle ‘ponst the floor.
— Crucial Aloysius Head
Nobody wants to
see “Midget Mike” get naked.
Cheer for death instead.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Having a damaged
Chromosome won’t keep us from
Making fun of you
— DoucheyWallnuts
Saturday, January 1, 20052005ku
Back in time haiku
Only for the chosen few
To mock dribble chin
*************
Small hand cleans the ears
For those with gyroscopic wax
And and gritty wax.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Her prom date backed out
Mitch, ex-con school janitor,
fills in for picture
— Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Tiny mushroom cloud
Another atrocity
On chin of asshole
— Jacques Doucheteau
The long long ago
Before they knew the true true
They had not the Smart.
— Crucial Atlas
The death of this site
Is like that bitch Glenn Close in
Fatal Attraction
— hermit said…
It puts the future
In the basket or it gets
The singularity
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Maybe if I grow
Chin Fung no one will look at
My massive eyebrows
— DoucheyWallnuts
Dyspeptic douchebag
Trying to enjoy this night
Whilst squealching huge farts
— Vin Douchal
Saturday, January 1, 20052005ku
Back in time haiku
Only for the chosen few
To mock dribble chin
*************
Small hand cleans the ears
For those with gyroscopic wax
And and gritty wax.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Her prom date backed out
Mitch, ex-con school janitor,
fills in for picture
— Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Tiny mushroom cloud
Another atrocity
On chin of asshole
— Jacques Doucheteau
The long long ago
Before they knew the true true
They had not the Smart.
— Crucial Atlas
The death of this site
Is like that bitch Glenn Close in
Fatal Attraction
— hermit said…
It puts the future
In the basket or it gets
The singularity
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Maybe if I grow
Chin Fung no one will look at
My massive eyebrows
— DoucheyWallnuts
Dyspeptic douchebag
Trying to enjoy this night
Whilst squealching huge farts
— Vin Douchal
