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    Monday, March 19, 2012

    'Stachey Keach and the Bronzer Twins Approve of the HCwDB of the Week

    You know what cures lupus?

    ‘Stache.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, February 29, 2012

    Mickey The Polyp Buys Savannah A Drink and Shames Her Ancestors

    Lessie… count ’em.

    Greasytracks, chin fung, Jesus bling, stupid face, moob shirt, all make Mikey the Polyp a retched excuse for Jerz Guid.

    Savannah’s taught leather dress calls for feline metaphors and a vat of Crisco.

    Yonder hills are filled with helium and shame.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 23, 2012

    Fungwadius

    Jordy Verrill thought he looked good for awhile, too.

    Yeah, I’m hopelessly and relentlessly stuck in a pop-culture feedback loop from my early childhood that basically covers 1983-1987. Fruit Roll-Ups still pwn all next-generation dried snack fruits. That’s my fogeyism and I’m sticking to it.

    # posted by douchebag1