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Friday, May 13, 2005
Friday Haiku
Y’know, folks, sometimes
Here on Friday Haiku, the
Jokes just write themselves…
Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.
He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous
Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?
Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.
The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.
Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.
Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.
Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.
I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.
Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat
Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Fraiku
This ‘Bag’s Fish-Slap Gaze
Is verily strong, My Sons…
Bring forth…Halibut
The only places you can’t
Find these two smirking is Apple
Store and library.
Blue-tinged Midge Largeman’s
Guilty look and demeanor
She fouled Girls Room
A urine sample
Produced at a yard party
Won’t be accepted
Gay Boston Warlock
Macks on tranny Carrera
As Midge languishes
Tuesday, February 8, 2005
Friday Haiku
Yo, whose got two thumbs
And has somethin’ finger-lickin’good?
Not this fella. Yo.
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Charles Douchewin wins the Internet this Week, barely edging out D. Wallnuts. Son.
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Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
These two hotts would have
better luck with actual
chickens than with him.
Capt. James T. Douche said...
Under novelty
Panties reveals tan lines that
give me a Renob
Charles Douchewin said…
The new ad campaign
for Australian KFC
is big down under.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Early twenties is
Funderwear. Soon Father Time
Brings the butt shingles.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
I wish we could trade
These three to the al-Quada
For the deserter
hermit said…
She said unto him,
You’ll have three genital warts
before the cock crows.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
So “I love poultry”
is carte blanche for looking like
gerbil wearing tie?
Haiku – Dennis Rodman / Carmen Electra Version
Rodman spreads virus;
North Korean helmets soon
Tilt 18 degrees.
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Watch that thumb, Dennis.
1 degree separation
From Ms. Yasmine Bleethe.
