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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Friday Haiku
Yogurt Yodelling!
Todd’s macking inspires these chick’s
Technicolor Yawns!
No more tequila
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Which vision is worse?
Vomit comet or Todd’s tongue?
Revulsion follows!
— Ed Hardy Har Har
Trixie is confused
Told Todd that she is a squirter
Squirted on his hat
— dickie fingers
In ‘N Out burger
Ordered with no grilled onions
Now we all must pay
— Vin Douchal
brocoli spasm
causes cindy to erupt
showing her contempt
— creature
Whilst slack-jawed Douchebag
Macks on sultry Bleeth, Trixie
Become bulemic
–DoucheyWallnuts
Saturday, January 1, 2005Bonus Haiku Round: Smells like spleen spirit
What is going through
Club Hottie’s mind right now, folks?
Share, using Haiku!
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“Dear Lord!”, thought Darlene,
His breath smells like Chris Farley
Farted through a carp…
