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Thursday, May 26, 2011
Jame’s Affliction
What is Jame’s Affliction?
Apparently it has something to do with navel pus weepage (look closely…)
What is Jane’s Affliction?
Well, Jane, you have 80-year-old-man belt height positioning syndrome. Which can be easily cured by disrobing in the presence of a licensed Baghunter (and/or huntress) and having Skippy’s peanut butter ritually rubbed into your bare skin with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology.
Neil Hardy’s Kegger at Moms Rages On
Earlier this week we met Neil Hardy, Jr. Douchebag, the whitest gangsta, and distant relation to the Hardy Plague.
Here he is busting the bling and gangsta pose while his moms is out of town as he pulls all the local hotts from the greater Des Moines area.
While Nottabrothabag Pete chills, and Uberhott Heather causes puppies to catch fire from her smoldering and potent fertility.
I would windsurf in a paisley mumu in front of the meanest kids from 6th grade just for the chance to sniff her mom’s accountant’s bald spot.
Monday, August 30, 2010Neil Hardy
Neil Hardy, distant second cousin twice removed of Ed, throws the phattest house parties in all of Des Moines, yo.
Oh Marsha. How can you let Neil fondle your primeness in such a sketch kitchen? It’s enough to make me slap a mongoose and juggle hamsters.
And no, those are not euphemisms for self love. I just like to abuse woodland creatures.
