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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Four Prong Is Unimpressed
While Four Prong may have lost our last HCwDB of the Month to The Sharkbag and Renee, The Prong’s ability to pull A-List Hotts remains impressive.
Take that, Canadian Mountinis. Lets see how you do in the Monthly.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010Scott’s Tropical Cherries
When your package inadvertently forms a small shrubbery in between two palm trees, you might want to think of another look for the beach.
As to Mocha Chocolate Luvs Rayanne and Maya on the left, they bring high quality Sista Hott suckle thigh to HCwDB.
After buying her an overpriced Mai-Tai, I would offer humor and self deprecation that Rayanne would find surprisingly different from her brother’s annoying friends who are always hitting on her after class.
We would go back to my room at the Vegas Motel Coral Essex, where I would massage her shoulders with balms and lotion oils imported from Malaysa until she yawned and changed the channel to Discovery. Because Myth Busters was on.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010Scott's Tropical Cherries
When your package inadvertently forms a small shrubbery in between two palm trees, you might want to think of another look for the beach.
As to Mocha Chocolate Luvs Rayanne and Maya on the left, they bring high quality Sista Hott suckle thigh to HCwDB.
After buying her an overpriced Mai-Tai, I would offer humor and self deprecation that Rayanne would find surprisingly different from her brother’s annoying friends who are always hitting on her after class.
We would go back to my room at the Vegas Motel Coral Essex, where I would massage her shoulders with balms and lotion oils imported from Malaysa until she yawned and changed the channel to Discovery. Because Myth Busters was on.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010Beach Ball Barry
Because nothing seduces Nail Stylist Nadine quite like bringing her to your basement dungeon, then making sure she uses the lotion or gets the hose again.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010Mr. Assplosionhead
Ok, I finally get why we can’t bring hair gel on airplanes.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010Vic Wears a Silly Tri-Skull Hat
So as we move into the deep summer of 2010, questions come to me:
Do the limits of subjective perception create a fatal barrier to our understandings of the real?
If the tiniest physical material that makes us up is vibrating in an indeterminate state, then how does matter form?
What up with the stupid hat and too-tight unbuttoned shirt in presence of quality boobie hottie suckle thigh?
Monday, July 12, 2010Muggy Rodriguez
Muggy Rodriguez is your standard issue Dallas Douche (stupid shirt, stupid face, white belt, spiker hair, etc.)
But Rosalyn on the right’s breasteses are a once in a lifetime glory of glories high holiday holiest of holies with a Leonard Cohen Hallelujah thrown in on high speed remix.
Their soft nuzzly nuzzles must be triple-taked to be appreciated. Looked at once. Then double taked. Then triple taked. And then spit taked. And then out taked. And then a quiet moment of repose with a nice port wine.
Her best friend, Candy, is quality hottsicle as well, and I thank both of their mothers for genetic gifts, and their fathers for emotional coldness leading to revealing clothing purchasing beginning in their early teen years.
Monday, July 12, 2010Swimmer Librarian Hott Voted
Swimmer Librarian Hott brought her eyeglasses and her Modelbag by to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
Sunday, July 11, 2010How to Fake Your Six Pack Abs
Some douchebags discover their talents through sheer instinct.
Others take lessons from annoyingly voiced pixie Asian chicks.
Saturday, July 10, 2010The Spiker Lurks
The Spiker knows the power of drunk chick.
He does not have to look with his eyes.
For The Spiker senses all with his spike.
