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Thursday, October 15, 2009
Alecia’s “Luke and Marty Party”
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Hi!
This picture is of me and a friend on a trip to Miami. Our judgement was obviously a bit impaired. Could have been the 6 shots. Not sure if they have enough douche characteristics to run it, but it’s there if you’d like to use it.
Katie’s on the left, Alecia (me) on the right, douches in the middle.. who happened to call themselves the ‘Luke & Marty Party’ & claimed one was a Doctor & the other worked for MTV. Enjoy!
Alecia
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Do they have enough douche characteristics? Why, yes. Yes they do.
Nicely tagged Alecia. Anyone who uses their working for MTV as a pickup line is… uhm… lets just move on.
Thursday, October 15, 2009Cheez Louise
I can’t tell which part of Cheez’s move is more impressive. The double boob arm lock, or his ability to disappear his lower torso.
And lest I hear cries of photoshop, this is very much a real hottie mugging.
That being said, lack of douche-face, chinstrap and ‘bag hand gesture means I’m gonna be generous and downgrade Cheez to only a stage-2 offense.
This time.
But trouble is on the horizon.
Thursday, October 15, 2009The 70s Record Producer 'Bag
It’s been awhile since we’ve featured a classic Oldbag category here on HCwDB. Gold chains swingin’. References to Earth, Wind and Fire’s crazy hot tub parties “back in the day.”
Promises not to go “Phil Spector” on you if only you’ll come back and “groove out” at his “pad.”
You go with your bad self, Producer ‘Bag. Sure you haven’t had a hit since Christopher Cross got caught between the moon and New York City, ten years before the ladies were born. But the Woo Hotties are too drunk to notice.
Thursday, October 15, 2009The 70s Record Producer ‘Bag
It’s been awhile since we’ve featured a classic Oldbag category here on HCwDB. Gold chains swingin’. References to Earth, Wind and Fire’s crazy hot tub parties “back in the day.”
Promises not to go “Phil Spector” on you if only you’ll come back and “groove out” at his “pad.”
You go with your bad self, Producer ‘Bag. Sure you haven’t had a hit since Christopher Cross got caught between the moon and New York City, ten years before the ladies were born. But the Woo Hotties are too drunk to notice.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009Orangina
Yup.
Some days I just should’ve stayed in bed.
And chloroformed myself.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009The 'Fromer's Guide to Frattopia
Page 35: When traveling through Alpha Kappa Beta, be sure to punch Freddy and Frankie Furry in the uvula with a spatula made in Barcelona.
Then give The Janelle Sisters each a backrub with smelling salts and a waffle dipped in cinnamon.
Strange advice, ‘Fromer’s Guide to Suburbia.
Because, when bitable suckle-thigh stomach hotts are in the pic, the DB1 doesn’t have to make sense over here in the text portion of the post.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009The ‘Fromer’s Guide to Frattopia
Page 35: When traveling through Alpha Kappa Beta, be sure to punch Freddy and Frankie Furry in the uvula with a spatula made in Barcelona.
Then give The Janelle Sisters each a backrub with smelling salts and a waffle dipped in cinnamon.
Strange advice, ‘Fromer’s Guide to Suburbia.
Because, when bitable suckle-thigh stomach hotts are in the pic, the DB1 doesn’t have to make sense over here in the text portion of the post.
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The 'Barrowbag and Alana Celebrate the Win
The ‘Barrowbag celebrates his win in the HCwDB of the Week by turning around and giving Alana at least partial attention.
While his meat-arm hangs limply like a dead koala noosed to a willow tree.
And then ditching Alana for his true love.
Alana is quality pootanta in the realist mode. Unconventionally but undeniably hott, the anti-cookie-cutter blonde. Pure, and with 45 degree curves that would make a blind pauper punch a homeless eunuch in ancient Calcutta.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009The ‘Barrowbag and Alana Celebrate the Win
The ‘Barrowbag celebrates his win in the HCwDB of the Week by turning around and giving Alana at least partial attention.
While his meat-arm hangs limply like a dead koala noosed to a willow tree.
And then ditching Alana for his true love.
Alana is quality pootanta in the realist mode. Unconventionally but undeniably hott, the anti-cookie-cutter blonde. Pure, and with 45 degree curves that would make a blind pauper punch a homeless eunuch in ancient Calcutta.
