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Wednesday, July 7, 2010
A Giant Steaming Dump
And Lo! Upon Sinai, the heavens parted, and a light shone down, and the Lord your G-d Adonai, thundered, “Well this is some serious shite.”
Mosi Tattattpoo
Your lazy and hung over author is back in the city of Angels and scratching himself with a mini-lufa.
But the good news is all pics have been fixed, and the comments threads should be working fine.
So in honor of Mosi’s tattbelly and Lithe Asian Hottsicle, Jenna Kim, as well as the Hohan going to jail, here’s one line of iambic pentameter:
I went on a vaca and now I’m drunk.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010The Muggy Bear ‘Bag
Pointy tip, Douche Shirt and Zombie Stare tell us the truth about Muggy Bear’s philosophical outlook:
High School is for suckas.
The Margarita Sisters squeeze my limes and salt my mojitos with a dash of paprika. And for that, I honor their ancestors by stealing their socks from the hamper while they’re at church. And by church, I mean appearing nightly at the “Classy Lady” off Interstate 64, between the Kinkos and around the corner from Bob’s Country Bunker.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010The Muggy Bear 'Bag
Pointy tip, Douche Shirt and Zombie Stare tell us the truth about Muggy Bear’s philosophical outlook:
High School is for suckas.
The Margarita Sisters squeeze my limes and salt my mojitos with a dash of paprika. And for that, I honor their ancestors by stealing their socks from the hamper while they’re at church. And by church, I mean appearing nightly at the “Classy Lady” off Interstate 64, between the Kinkos and around the corner from Bob’s Country Bunker.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010Froggy Puts a Wart on Lily's Butt
And somewhere, deep in the grassy tree lined hills of outer Monrovia, a woodland fawn sheds a single tear for the future destruction of the natural world.
For Froggy has dishonored the purity of the Ass Pear.
And the Gods will not be so forgiving this time.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010Froggy Puts a Wart on Lily’s Butt
And somewhere, deep in the grassy tree lined hills of outer Monrovia, a woodland fawn sheds a single tear for the future destruction of the natural world.
For Froggy has dishonored the purity of the Ass Pear.
And the Gods will not be so forgiving this time.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010Vishnu of Suburbia
The new Green Day album just doesn’t quite pack the same power.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010Nick Preps for Brain Surgery
Don’t worry, Nick. There’s still hope.
Carol’s bartending career is just temporary until she can pay off all that debt from her trip with Kendra and Maryliene to Cancun back on that crazzzy summer of ’09. It was worth it.
Monday, July 5, 2010Froggy Hops on Lily
Froggy does not appropriately appreciate Lily’s firm boobage with due attention paid.
He usually just passes out by the computer after placing his bets for the day on various sporting events, including baseball, Aussie Rules Football and Jai Alai.
Except every third Sunday or so, when Froggy summons enough energy to give Lily at least 45 seconds of boring, unsatisfying coitus in standard missionary position.
Which she will describe in great detail to her therapist through tears and a determination to someday discover the “real Froggy.” What’s “really in there, underneath the unfriendly and disinterested exterior.”
And what’s in there is flies.
Monday, July 5, 2010MeatMo and the Long Island Jiglettes
MeatMo may wear sunglasses two sizes to small. And his sidekick, Orange Asian, may have an aversion to full time employment and nuance.
But together, the Long Island Jiglettes didn’t stand a chance.
