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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
HCwDB After Dark
For those of you hangin’ with HCwDB past the work hours and into the night, here’s the first of what I’d like to call HCwDB After Dark.
Welcome. Come on in.
HCwDB After Dark is exactly like regular HCwDB. It just takes place after dark. And has large salinic boobies on ladies you absolutely would hit on no matter how much you deny it in this forum.
And, of course, a Hitler Chin Douche making the most awkward “West Side” hand gesture in weeks.
It’s HCwDB After Dark, people. Kick back on the lounge chair. Grab a cup of Night Train and a handful of Cheetos and settle in.
We’re all friends here. How’s your night going?
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Mad Men Season 3
Mad Men is starting up season #3 this week, which means:
A. A new season of TV’s best drama.
B. A period piece of retro-cool pastiche.
C. A carefully crafted thematic meditation on gender hierarchies and the normative structures of America’s racial and classist past depicted in mid 20th Century transition, mixed with a commentary on the destructive dysfunction located in the performative role playing inherent in familial frameworks.
D. More Peyton List boobie hottie suckle thigh, which the DB1 will lightly metaphorically stroke while screaming “me tap horical!” over and over in an awkward baritone.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Caption This Pic
Who knows what douchebaggery lurks in the grease stains of Albanian refugees hitting on Jennifer Garner cocktail waitresses?
The ‘Stachebagger knows.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Velvet Flog: 'Bag / Nottabag
Now hear me out before you jump to conclusions.
Sure Velvet Flog is busting the velvet pants. And green sunglasses at night. And pink “winged angel” shirt.
And sure he’s headlocking an absolutely gorgeous munchable Popsicle honeyhott with the aggression of sexual sublimation.
But…
Oh who are we kidding.
Douche.
EDIT: Changed “Fog” to “Flog,” not to be confused with The Velvet Smog.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Velvet Flog: ‘Bag / Nottabag
Now hear me out before you jump to conclusions.
Sure Velvet Flog is busting the velvet pants. And green sunglasses at night. And pink “winged angel” shirt.
And sure he’s headlocking an absolutely gorgeous munchable Popsicle honeyhott with the aggression of sexual sublimation.
But…
Oh who are we kidding.
Douche.
EDIT: Changed “Fog” to “Flog,” not to be confused with The Velvet Smog.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Poocrime
My question is this: At what point will giant douche watches, leather wristbands and garish arm-tatts all merge in some dystopic Philip K. Dick future shock to form some futuristic embedded “watchtatt”?
Think about it.
Every time a Long Island Giggle Hott is being mugged in a club, the Watchtatt could monitor the situation through a series of beeps.
Like thoughtcrime.
I will call it “Poocrime.”
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Simon's Ibiza 'Bag Tag
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good friend (brunette from australia) ended up in ibiza with her sis (not in pic) and stumbled upon some euro douchery that battles with the best from northern america.
also catches some rando uk geeza bird that loves gettin her tits out innit.
good game
– Simon
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I try to stay away from nudity on the site for the same reason I stay away from swearing — because HCwDB is meant to teach all ages about the foulness of scrote. And I’m fighting a (losing) battle to stay out of work filters that block sites like mine.
But this tag is so creepily European in its Euroscrote, and the hotts are so delectable, that I had to run Simon’s tag. And yes, this means user submitted nudity on HCwDB.
Gatorheads have been photoshopped in by me to bloc the nips on the mainpage, but if you click on the pic, you can see the original in all it’s nudie/scrotey Euro glory.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009Simon’s Ibiza ‘Bag Tag
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DB1-
good friend (brunette from australia) ended up in ibiza with her sis (not in pic) and stumbled upon some euro douchery that battles with the best from northern america.
also catches some rando uk geeza bird that loves gettin her tits out innit.
good game
– Simon
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I try to stay away from nudity on the site for the same reason I stay away from swearing — because HCwDB is meant to teach all ages about the foulness of scrote. And I’m fighting a (losing) battle to stay out of work filters that block sites like mine.
But this tag is so creepily European in its Euroscrote, and the hotts are so delectable, that I had to run Simon’s tag. And yes, this means user submitted nudity on HCwDB.
Gatorheads have been photoshopped in by me to bloc the nips on the mainpage, but if you click on the pic, you can see the original in all it’s nudie/scrotey Euro glory.
Monday, August 10, 2009Homeless Phil Collins has Six-Pack Abs
Beat that, Homeless Peter Gabriel.
And you too, Homeless Mike Rutherford.
Yup, Phil Collins jokes. Must be a Monday.
Monday, August 10, 2009Lake Dickheadus
For many decades, the locals who live around Lake Dickheadus have had to put up with strangers and tourists harrassing them about the strangely named lake’s origins.
Like their more famous neighbors at Lake Titicaca and Lake Shittypoopoo, the name attracts much unwanted attention to this small, sleepy rural town.
“Do you realize your lake is named Lake Dickhead? That’s hilarious!”, the tourists are often overheard commenting to the locals. And the locals respond, Yes, we know. It is actually named after an ancient Indian tribe, The Dickheadoquoi.
But that doesn’t stop the tourists from snickering.
