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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
HCwDB of the Month on the Way Shortly…
Travel plans from West Coast to East have delayed your humble narrator tallying up the HCwDB of the Month this morning, but I should be getting to it shortly.
In the meantime, enjoy this extreme quality Young Laura San Giacomo type, and her boyfriend, Metrosexual Stupid Silk Rayon Shirt Wearing ‘Bag.
Or, as some refer to the category, “The Derek Jeter.”
Tuesday, June 29, 2010John Largeman Is Watching
Members Only Jacket while taking out Kimberly-Jane for pie after the After Prom?
John Largeman does not approve.
And in Fresno, John Largeman is watching.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010Tuesday Limerick
George glares like he’s true Gangsta Bra’,
While Bald Guy enjoys a Stella Artois,
Tough Guys on the Island,
They’re big fans of Scott Weiland,
While Francoise and her boobs like Foie Gras.
Yup. Just remembered why I don’t do more of these things. Take your best shot (and blow mine away) in the comments threads.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010The Pagoda 'Bag
Meditative.
Contemplative.
In the presence of huge tracts of firm, ripe and pluckened tazzlefruit that sway in the breeze, the Pagoda ‘Bag contemplates the meaning of a Vegas life.
And The Pagoda ‘Bag questions the limitations of the mortal mind in conceiving the God Arc of the infinite.
And that large mamms beat small mamms for ‘boatin’.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010The Pagoda ‘Bag
Meditative.
Contemplative.
In the presence of huge tracts of firm, ripe and pluckened tazzlefruit that sway in the breeze, the Pagoda ‘Bag contemplates the meaning of a Vegas life.
And The Pagoda ‘Bag questions the limitations of the mortal mind in conceiving the God Arc of the infinite.
And that large mamms beat small mamms for ‘boatin’.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010The Spiker Knows
Who knows what lust lies in the heart of gaggles of woo hotties on the dance floor?
The Spiker knows.
Monday, June 28, 2010HCwDB After Dark: Captain Hardy Says “Ahoy!”
Come on in!!
Grab some Hot Pockets in the fridge. Or a tasty Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry.
Pull up a chair! Settle on in.
The mock is a 24/7 operation here at HCwDB, where dozens of skilled web technicians are hard at work generating the images and text to continue our cultural deconstruction. We’ve expanded our operation from my living room over to the couch tonight. And while there’s less traffic this time a’ night, that just means more for you.
Because the moment we relent, the moment Axe Bodyspray releases a new hair gel product.
So we will… not… stop.
Until ‘bags are mocked.
And hotties repent for their sins. By letting me gnaw on their toesies like a morphine addled gila monster on dexedrine.
Monday, June 28, 2010HCwDB After Dark: Captain Hardy Says "Ahoy!"
Come on in!!
Grab some Hot Pockets in the fridge. Or a tasty Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry.
Pull up a chair! Settle on in.
The mock is a 24/7 operation here at HCwDB, where dozens of skilled web technicians are hard at work generating the images and text to continue our cultural deconstruction. We’ve expanded our operation from my living room over to the couch tonight. And while there’s less traffic this time a’ night, that just means more for you.
Because the moment we relent, the moment Axe Bodyspray releases a new hair gel product.
So we will… not… stop.
Until ‘bags are mocked.
And hotties repent for their sins. By letting me gnaw on their toesies like a morphine addled gila monster on dexedrine.
Monday, June 28, 2010Irene Huffs Glue, Dates Mr. Dogpoo
Irene promised herself a thousand times she’d never again date a guy with three strips of tiny ant-lines of chin pubes.
But that’s what huffing glue will do to your long term judgment. Which is why it’s a bad thing.
Remember, kids. Say no to huffing glue.
Monday, June 28, 2010Swifferhead Voted
HCwDB gadfly, The Swifferhead, wanted to take a moment out of pestering lovely Melanie, who deserves better but hates her small town and couldn’t get that student loan to stay enrolled at U. of Michigan, to vote in the HCwDB of the Month.
Have you voted yet?
