HCwDB
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Hardpocalypse
PIC DELETED
Ed Hardy.
Grafitti for the body that marks the blight of the soul.
Friday, July 17, 2009Friday Haiku
Unearned Dog-Tag bling
jingles as teethy brunettes,
hope for free cosmos.
So sorry Pierre
Axl Rose is atheist
Not club Catholic.
— Douche Vader
“Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
Cobra Kai douchebag’s about
To get nuts crane kicked.
— Crucial Head
Right: let’s call you gums.
Left: not saucy, but cheeky.
Pinch one off between.
— Blazer
Vampire-esque head tilt
Entrances brunette Bellas
God, I hate Twilight
— J-Pompous
We lost some good men
over there; dog-tagged douche bag
wasn’t one of them.
— Anon Gee Bee
Thursday, July 16, 2009Beverly Hills 9021Suck
Lest there be any doubt that the bizarro-world pairing of supple Megan Fox and unemployed David Silver should be in the running for a 2009 Douchie Award, let this pic put it to rest.
And by rest, I mean a guy who hasn’t worked in fifteen years, yet dresses like this.
Who gets this.
I would’ve been less annoyed if it had been Ian Ziering.
Then again, maybe not.
Thursday, July 16, 2009Saturday Night Jerzey
The pic is like a trainwreck of culture poo.
I may need to crack a bottle of Night Train early today to forget this bedazzled slap chop of a shamwow.
With an arm so crimson it features the color pallete used to paint the sky in Edward Munch’s The Scream.
Thursday, July 16, 2009Reader Mail: "I'm With a Guy in a Mohawk"
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Hello I just found out from my boyfriend that I’m on this website. Can you take my pic down? It’s weird. I’m with a guy in a Mohawk. I work for rehab and he was a client and I don’t think he would appreciate the douch comments. Thanks
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Well that just narrowed it down to about 2000 pictures on the site.
Thursday, July 16, 2009Reader Mail: “I’m With a Guy in a Mohawk”
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Hello I just found out from my boyfriend that I’m on this website. Can you take my pic down? It’s weird. I’m with a guy in a Mohawk. I work for rehab and he was a client and I don’t think he would appreciate the douch comments. Thanks
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Well that just narrowed it down to about 2000 pictures on the site.
Thursday, July 16, 2009Ralph Waldo Lamerson
Do not mock Ralph Waldo, for he has the soul of poet. Only the body of a douche.
In his spare time, Ralph pours his heart out as free verse in a ragged notebook he carries with him:
“Yo, I need food. Is KFC still open?”
“Where da bitches at?”
“Dag. My armpits smell like prune.”
Do not let the star tatts fool you. It is the free verse of a street poet.
Hers is the perky smile of a young, confused doe. She has wandered into the path of her street poet, only to think to herself pensively, “He thinks I look like Katie Price! Katie Price is like OMG!!”
OMG, indeed, young doe.
OMG.
Thursday, July 16, 2009Where's Pedro?
Somewhere in this grouping of faux-punk douchery and enhanced female “workin’ it'” posing, I’ve carefully hidden a mustachioed Pedro.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Thursday, July 16, 2009Where’s Pedro?
Somewhere in this grouping of faux-punk douchery and enhanced female “workin’ it'” posing, I’ve carefully hidden a mustachioed Pedro.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009Name That Scrote
Okay kids, time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation… “Name that Scrote.”
Which douchebag featured previously on this site is pictured here acting “gangsta” while macking on Tiny Suzanna?
Can you ‘tag him in the comments thread?
EDIT: Give up? He’s here
