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Thursday, July 9, 2009
Where’s Waldouche? Boatbag Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of perky Floridian State Schoolettes, I’ve carefully hidden a pensive Waldouche in deep repose.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Thursday, July 9, 2009Rated "P" for Poo
I was gonna go with “P for Lack of Future Job Prospects” but Hooters always needs dishwashers.
On an unrelated note, boobies.
Big pink mounds of love glory doughy midget dance.
Large succulent flank steaks of baby feeding agility and enhanced leprechaun boobie bounce.
I would touch them.
Thursday, July 9, 2009Rated “P” for Poo
I was gonna go with “P for Lack of Future Job Prospects” but Hooters always needs dishwashers.
On an unrelated note, boobies.
Big pink mounds of love glory doughy midget dance.
Large succulent flank steaks of baby feeding agility and enhanced leprechaun boobie bounce.
I would touch them.
Thursday, July 9, 2009Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal Lives
The 2008 Douchie Award Winning move for “Most Innovative ‘Bag Maneuver” is alive and well.
The Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal.
Still here. Still ‘tardish.
Yeah, the girls aren’t too high on the hott-o-meter, but I had a point to make.
Thursday, July 9, 2009Hairy Belafonte
Douche-o!! Douche-o!!
Daylight come and she wanna get back at her dad.
Whaddaya want? I need a coffee.
Thursday, July 9, 2009Morris Doesn't Need Your Vote
After his dismal showing in the HCwDB of the Week, Morris, aka, The Crawdaddy doesn’t need your vote. He doesn’t want your vote.
He just wants to dance.
Thursday, July 9, 2009Morris Doesn’t Need Your Vote
After his dismal showing in the HCwDB of the Week, Morris, aka, The Crawdaddy doesn’t need your vote. He doesn’t want your vote.
He just wants to dance.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009White Suburban Punk
Lets go get sushi. And not pay.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009Pop Quiz: Stainy Blaine's Shirt Magic
The stain on Stainy Blaine’s shirt most closely resembles:
A. The island of Madagascar
B. The old Tri-Star Pegasus logo in mid winged gallop
C. A silkworm in mid chrysalis
D. The sweat left over after David Blaine’s latest illusion, “Being and Nothingness,” in which he stands for four days with no cameras or recording devices on him and contemplates his own irrelevance
E. Proof positive that hot brunettes like Cynthia must be blind as a f-ing bat
Wednesday, July 8, 2009Pop Quiz: Stainy Blaine’s Shirt Magic
The stain on Stainy Blaine’s shirt most closely resembles:
A. The island of Madagascar
B. The old Tri-Star Pegasus logo in mid winged gallop
C. A silkworm in mid chrysalis
D. The sweat left over after David Blaine’s latest illusion, “Being and Nothingness,” in which he stands for four days with no cameras or recording devices on him and contemplates his own irrelevance
E. Proof positive that hot brunettes like Cynthia must be blind as a f-ing bat
