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Wednesday, June 23, 2010
The Spike Brothers Spend Six Seconds in the Presence of a Hot Chick On Her Way to the Bathroom
Six seconds may not seem long.
But it was long enough to get her to pose for the picture, bro!!!
Eat that, Frat Guys over at Gamma Sigma!!!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010The Lobotomy 'Bag
It’s a paradoxical conundrum.
Does the douche too stupid to know that the other douches have switched t-shirts from “Affliction” to “Ed Hardy” actually mark himself as even more douchey for not getting the memo?
Or less douchey for sticking with his brand and resisting the herd mentality?
And is Vienna a stage-2 Bleeth (aka still redeemable) or stage-3 (too far gone to save)? And, more importantly, can I lick, then gnaw, then lick, uponst her clavicle?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010The Lobotomy ‘Bag
It’s a paradoxical conundrum.
Does the douche too stupid to know that the other douches have switched t-shirts from “Affliction” to “Ed Hardy” actually mark himself as even more douchey for not getting the memo?
Or less douchey for sticking with his brand and resisting the herd mentality?
And is Vienna a stage-2 Bleeth (aka still redeemable) or stage-3 (too far gone to save)? And, more importantly, can I lick, then gnaw, then lick, uponst her clavicle?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010Four Prong Skewers
Gearing up for Monday’s HCwDB of the Month, Four Prong scoffs at this week’s winners/losers, The Lake Crotch Cactii.
Meanwhile, Mandy’s body may promise “three minutes of fornicative bliss,” but her eyes say “ruined credit rating and violent death threats from a former boyfriend named ‘Crizz.'”
Tuesday, June 22, 2010Four Prong Spikes His Drinks
This spikey pudwart hasn’t even won a Monthly yet (coming up on Monday), but the emerging legend that is Four Prong is making his play for the 2010 Douchie Awards.
And, dare I say it… maybe even the hallowed Hall of Scrote.
Loni hopes her latest glamour shots get her more bookings on cruise lines.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010Breaking: California Bans Plastic 'Bags
About damn time.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010Breaking: California Bans Plastic ‘Bags
About damn time.
Ask DB1: More Douchebaguettes
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DB1,
Post more female douchebagettes!!! They crack my ass up.
– Merv Griffinbag
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As you wish, M.G.
Normally I prefer to keep the HCwDB formula gender specific, but here’s a pretty good case of a Stage-4 Bleeth. Orange, kissy lips and whatever genetic benefits of boobage, lost to the ways of the scrotefung.
Andrew Ridgeley, however, never should’ve left Wham.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010Sophie’s Bad Choice
Two of the worst tragedies in all of human history:
The Holocaust and this.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010Sophie's Bad Choice
Two of the worst tragedies in all of human history:
The Holocaust and this.
