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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Jon Bon Jerzy
He gives love… a missing chromosome name.
Although Felix the Cat does earn at least a 1-point reduction in his ‘bag scoring.
And she is halfasian noodle soup goodness.
Thursday, March 12, 2009Crosshair McJohnson Says "I Rock"
Crosshair McJohnson reminds you that he rocks.
Pouty Paid to Pose hott has the full Monica Bellucci lips that cause feral alcohol syndrome albino dwarfs from outer Floren to cast themselves into the pit of dispair.
Thursday, March 12, 2009Crosshair McJohnson Says “I Rock”
Crosshair McJohnson reminds you that he rocks.
Pouty Paid to Pose hott has the full Monica Bellucci lips that cause feral alcohol syndrome albino dwarfs from outer Floren to cast themselves into the pit of dispair.
Thursday, March 12, 2009'Bag Tagging: Charleston
Elyse writes in with a brevity tag:
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Hey DB1-
Check it out: Charleston Douche. That’s me on the right, this guy is a doof.
Thanks DB1!!
Elyse
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A doof indeed, Elyse. A doof indeed.
You have a lovely Karen Allen in Raiders thing. I would make you wear a white dress and let you drink me under the table after grabbing the butter knife, just for the chance to Temple your Dooms. And pretend IV never happened.
Thursday, March 12, 2009‘Bag Tagging: Charleston
Elyse writes in with a brevity tag:
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Hey DB1-
Check it out: Charleston Douche. That’s me on the right, this guy is a doof.
Thanks DB1!!
Elyse
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A doof indeed, Elyse. A doof indeed.
You have a lovely Karen Allen in Raiders thing. I would make you wear a white dress and let you drink me under the table after grabbing the butter knife, just for the chance to Temple your Dooms. And pretend IV never happened.
Thursday, March 12, 2009The Fratstain
The sorority sisters of Putta Cappa Enuras enjoyed playing with the latest life size inflatable doll, the Fratstain.
Dale the Carpenter
Look, I’m not an elitist, nor a classist. I try to be egalitarian.
I believe semi-employed working class salt-of-the-earth middle age outer Swampscott living carpenter workmen, like Dale here, have every right to save up their income after hanging around outside a Home Depot and go out to neck-tackle sorority girls from nearby Bunker Hill Community College, like Kelly here.
But must you 45 tilt the hat, Dale?
It just makes you creepy.
Thursday, March 12, 2009Orange Jeter's Cynthia
She may not have won the Monthly along with Orange Jeter, but Cynthia is what noted physicist Niels Bohr once described as “The Shniznit Ass.” Therefore we honor her barely legal hottness with a rare HC Only pic.
Although that dude in the fedora way in the back is a potential stage-1 Hipsterbag.
I would para-sail over the Bolivian salt flats of Salar de Uyuni on a sixteen year odyssey to locate her discarded mascara tissue that eventually settled into a sand dune after being carried on a freakish oceanic down-wind Nor’Easter back in 2007.
And then I would use it to make Cynthia Eye Sweat Soup.
Which the Maori believe can cure rickets.
Thursday, March 12, 2009Orange Jeter’s Cynthia
She may not have won the Monthly along with Orange Jeter, but Cynthia is what noted physicist Niels Bohr once described as “The Shniznit Ass.” Therefore we honor her barely legal hottness with a rare HC Only pic.
Although that dude in the fedora way in the back is a potential stage-1 Hipsterbag.
I would para-sail over the Bolivian salt flats of Salar de Uyuni on a sixteen year odyssey to locate her discarded mascara tissue that eventually settled into a sand dune after being carried on a freakish oceanic down-wind Nor’Easter back in 2007.
And then I would use it to make Cynthia Eye Sweat Soup.
Which the Maori believe can cure rickets.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009Crimson Ted Celebrates Winning HCwDB of the Month
Today’s DB portion of the HCwDB of the Month Winner, Crimson Ted, seems to have lost his car keys.
