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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
High School Sucks
The only way to win is not to play, kids.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010Four Prong Plays Pool with Sophie
You could be the one who points out that Four Prong actually has five prongs. But if you do, then you don’t understand the douche power of Four Prong.
Sophie’s hanging on as long as she can to the beauty train. So just agree that she’s 29 when you order your cocktails.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010Veg Armstrong
There are many ways to impress a gaggle of cocktail waitress giggle hotts in the hot Vegas sun.
Some involve magic tricks.
Others involve reciting Petrarchian love sonnets by candle light.
And still others involve arm.
Monday, June 7, 2010Joey Makes the Puke Face
Nothing quite expresses the joy of posing with the ubergnaw Diana, the hottest girl on the swim team, more than the patented “Puke Face.”
Nicely done, Joey.
Gun tatts and cigarettes may make you think you’re a badass. But your drink is still pink.
Monday, June 7, 2010The Four Prong
Tagging a Four Prong near hotties in the wild is one of the hardest ‘bag tags there is.
Tagging one in aqua douche-vest near the rare but always valued Hottie Bra Reveal (HBR), is borderline epic.
Kimmy on the left is all sorts of carnal gaze and dewey dewdrop sing-a-long goodness that palm slaps a polar bear and juggles some gargle teat. I’ll even forgive her Spiderman web tatt if she gives me a backrub and buys me a Bass.
EDIT: Addendum to the ‘tag: Four Prongs can have anywhere from three to five prongs. And yes, the DB1 is quite hungover this morning. But enjoying a tasty bottle of Trader Joe’s Blood Orange soda.
Sunday, June 6, 2010Logan’s Run: Ass on Fire
Didn’t really have a great HCwDB clip to run on this Sunday, so instead, enjoy this clip, from the sci-fi classic Logan’s Run, of a man running with his ass on fire.
Mmm… Jenny Agutter hottness.
Sunday, June 6, 2010Logan's Run: Ass on Fire
Didn’t really have a great HCwDB clip to run on this Sunday, so instead, enjoy this clip, from the sci-fi classic Logan’s Run, of a man running with his ass on fire.
Mmm… Jenny Agutter hottness.
Saturday, June 5, 2010The Jizz Singer
Sometimes, the douche is so strong, no hot chick is possible to save the vortex of suckage. Not even when doing the cel phone bathroom mirror portrait.
The Jizz Singer is just that moment.
We, as a society, have failed.
Friday, June 4, 2010HCwDB Welcomes Our 800th Official 'Bag Hunter: "UrAlleternals"
I’d just like to take a moment and welcome “UrAlleternals,” our 800th member to register a profile here on HCwDB since the relaunch began in April.
If you haven’t already, why not become an official ‘bag hunter in either the threads or the forums by registering on the site?
Register a name and profile here. Alls you need is an email account.
And while I’m a’pimpin’, if you’re so inclined, follow my drunk ass on Twitter.
And if ya wanna add HCwDB to any of your feeds, like “My Yahoo” or whatnot, sign up for the HCwDB feeds.
And be feed, I mean HoHos.
Friday, June 4, 2010HCwDB Welcomes Our 800th Official ‘Bag Hunter: “UrAlleternals”
I’d just like to take a moment and welcome “UrAlleternals,” our 800th member to register a profile here on HCwDB since the relaunch began in April.
If you haven’t already, why not become an official ‘bag hunter in either the threads or the forums by registering on the site?
Register a name and profile here. Alls you need is an email account.
And while I’m a’pimpin’, if you’re so inclined, follow my drunk ass on Twitter.
And if ya wanna add HCwDB to any of your feeds, like “My Yahoo” or whatnot, sign up for the HCwDB feeds.
And be feed, I mean HoHos.
