HCwDB
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Sinbag Fails the Seven Seas
Arrrr!!! Ye matey is a douche!!!
Get thy bar wenches away from this scurvy dog, arrr!!!!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010The Sharkbag Plucks His Goose
HCwDB of the Week contender The Sharkbag wants this thing bad. So bad, he’s getting auto-fellated with one of the key douche signifiers, Runnin’ With the Goose.
Note the fascination on young Joey’s face as he learns to douche from a true master.
But Star Blazer isn’t taking this one lying down, busting out the classic douche move: The iPhone bathroom mirror self portrait.
Who will win the HCwDB of the Week?
Yup, I’m pimpin’ this worse than a crack ho’ in post-recession Detroit.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010Abe Foxman Voted in the HCwDB of the Week
You might not have heard of Abe Foxman.
He’s the head of the Anti Douchimation League, an important New York based non-profit dedicated to making sure douchebags are mocked at all times.
Unfortunately, a large bender in Vegas led Foxman to shave his chest, put on the McBain Goggles That Do Nothing, find adouchey wingman, and hit on Kathy by the slots machines at the Palm.
Another fall from grace for an overhyped moralist.
Monday, May 31, 2010HCwDB of the Week Tomorrow
I was gonna skip doing an HCwDB of the Week this week, what with it being a short Memorial Day four-day week, but the power of Starblazer (pictured here, out of focus) vs. The Shark compels it.
Get ready.
Tomorrow morning, the hottie/douchey smackdown is on.
Sunday, May 30, 2010Your Sunday Frolic
Because if there’s one thing more badass than the Douchebag Skippy Frolic Dance, it’s the Douchebag Skippy Frolic Dance framed up sideways “gangsta” style.
Saturday, May 29, 2010Your Saturday Sharkbag
Just when you thought it was safe to go in the clubs.
We’re gonna need a bigger cattleprod.
That’s not a tatt. I’ll show you a tatt.
Saturday, May 29, 2010Chariot of the Puds
“Lo! And when the Lord your G-d presents to you the burning bush of Heidi, and her shepherd of douche Spencer, and when they regard the Archangel Audigier, their spawn shall be the unholy Scrotan Child, who will usher in the Dark Douchepocalypse.” — Chariot of the Puds, p. 342
Friday, May 28, 2010Tammy and Bob are Killin' Time, Waitin' For Ass Pear
Yup. One of those lazy-ass Fridays for your humble narrator, who’s running out of quality HCwDB pics and desperately scrambling to make posts out of increasingly thin material.
I knew I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing scratch-and-sniff stickers.
Friday, May 28, 2010Tammy and Bob are Killin’ Time, Waitin’ For Ass Pear
Yup. One of those lazy-ass Fridays for your humble narrator, who’s running out of quality HCwDB pics and desperately scrambling to make posts out of increasingly thin material.
I knew I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing scratch-and-sniff stickers.
Friday, May 28, 2010No More Philosophy
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subject: may 22 philosophic picture
Hi, I am the person in the picture that was posted on may 22 under philosophic saturday ramble.
I am not sure how anyone obtained this photo. This is a professional picture for a Versace Advertisment and is copyrighted. I have the proof from my agency. I would like to know whom submitted this photo.
I thank you for your cooperation.
— reema
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Feds are still working on tracking down the mysterious submitter of the image, Reema, but local police have released the following image of the suspect, believed to be a fugitive from the law and douching abroad in France.
Good luck with your investigation, and may this culprit be apprehended for his crimes against humanity.
