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Thursday, October 14, 2010
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Thursday, October 7, 2010Lonnie Busts a Move
And he calls it “Greasy Chests for Peace.”
I see you, three munchable party girlkins, Sue, Suzy and Suzanne. One pensive. One giggly. And one shouting “Woo!” all the way to the bathroom. As I approve of the genetic gifts offered by the potential of your wombs, I awkwardly offer to buy you an appletini and then fondle your jacket and stare at the small of your back when you’re distracted.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010Brothabag Edgar is a Monthly Winner. And Orange.
Brothabag Edgar wanted to drop by, mack on Lisa and Orangify himself, only further confusing any gender, racial, sexual or ethnic classifications that the bourgeoise attempt to place on his protean identity.
Great Flexpectations
You can wear your Nike fannypack at a 45 degree tilt, Chad, but it doesn’t make you any less douchier.
That’s just wayyyy too much choadshine on display and way too little hott counterbalance (although I appreciate Maya’s best efforts).
Time for a Pear Chaser. Roller Pear.
Ahhh… now I can think clearly again. And by think clearly, I mean watch TV and scratch myself.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010Grease Foo Voted
Grease Foo took time off from creepily macking on the party ladies of Southern Lake Tahoe, as well as his chest radiation treatments, to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
Friday, August 20, 2010D.J. Jerzey Jackoffsky
When the last fires of civilization’s implosion burn like glowing coals, and the annihilation of our once mighty empire is complete, I’ll still be there.
To mock D.J. Jerzey Jackoffsky’s ridic clownfit.
And hit on Jenny when he’s in the bathroom readjusting his hat.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010Creepyass Carlos
Classic collegiate HCwDB.
Since it’s early, I don’t have much to add to this pic, so I’ll just note that The Far Side is a comic that is sadly all too forgotten to time.
Monday, August 16, 2010The Fingerbrow
Sometimes if the world won’t give Kevin Douchekilis the finger, then Kevin Douchekilis just gotta finger himself.
Maureen’s zipper is stuck. Between waitressing and moving back to Sheboygan.
Sunday, August 15, 2010MR. FAMOU$-FROLIC
Some see a simple parking lot at 2am.
Others see a chance to shock the world with hyphy phat dance moves that are balls out stylin’, yo.
Friday, August 13, 2010Tina Fails to Join Our Hallowed “Hall of Hott”
Yesterday, we held a quorum for Suckle Thigh Red Head Curvy Legged Tina’s application to our hallowed Hall of Hott.
The voters spoke. Alas, despite the perfection of completely perfect suckleable gnaw leggishness, she did not.
Sorry, Tina. I would suggest another pose to add to the arsenal. “Hand on Hip” is solid, but clearly not enough to become hott legend.
