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    Wednesday, May 19, 2010

    The Phrat Boys

    Jenna is the “crazy one” at the Kappa Kappa Woo sorority.

    Always wearing funky vintage dresses to formals. And sneaking in bottles of Absynthe past the R.A. after “lights out.”

    But partying with the winners of “Arizona U. Karaoke Night” two years running, “The Phrat Boys” (aka Chip and Chet, pre-med Juniors), deeply concerns her best friend Kelsey.

    Because Kelly’s hooked up with Chip and Chet. And she knows what’s up. And what’s up is Valtrex.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    Iron Mamm

    I don’t know if there are douchebags in this pic.

    I don’t even know how hott this hott is.

    All I know is, everywhere I look, everything reminds me of her.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    DJ Tilty Tilt

    The site’s seeing a bunch of new visitors thanks to today’s Adam Carolla Podcast, so if you’re new to HCwDB, feel free to poke around.

    And by poke around, I mean stare at some slender gnaw shoulders on the hotts, followed by a well deserved mock of greaser choads.

    And yes, all Hipsterbags went to Space Camp. And that’s not a euphemism.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    Tommy Bagling in Shop Class

    But then, at the end of the semester, Tommy pulled the ceramic elephant’s trunk, but the lamp didn’t turn on. So he pretended he slept with numerous women in the greater Niagara Falls area.

    Tommy’s mackage on the not-yet-legals continues in:

    Tommy Bagling in Fifth Period

    and

    Tommy Bagling After School.

    Do Us Forget About Him.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    Welcome Adam Carolla Podcast Listeners!

    For those of you coming to this humble corner of the interwebs after hearing Mr. Carolla and your humble narrator, the DB1, riff on the podcast, welcome to HCwDB!

    Your daily serving of hottie/choadey cohabit, served up with a lot of mock, a dash of nihilism, and a dollop of hot sauce.

    Come for the douchebags.

    Stay for the boobies.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

    Smuggy Runs With The Goose

    While angelic perky thigh rub hottie Michaela toss her youth and beauty into the cultural abyss with reckless abandon, Smuggy makes sure to find name-brand validation in a bottle of vodka.

    And that picture is perfectly in focus. It’s you that’s drunk.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 17, 2010

    Your Humble Narrator on the Adam Carolla Podcast Tomorrow

    Your humble narrator’s time spent riffing with Mr. Carolla at his garage studio in North Hollywood on all things Grieco and douchey will go live on the Adam Carolla Podcast tomorrow (Tuesday), so be sure to checkitout and let me know what you think.

    And how’s about voting in the HCwDB of the Week? Yeah you. I didn’t wake myself up early, hung over and stubbley, to write that thing, just for you to sit back and skim the site passively. Get to work. ‘Bag mocking is a collective and active experience.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 17, 2010

    Crotchy Itchic

    “Fun With Fonts” will be offered at the Learning Annex this Wednesday and Thursday from 6:00-8:00pm. All you need to bring is your laptop and your creativity! $20 for members, $25 for non-members, $40 for douchebags with blank t-shirts. Brothabag Mel will be teaching the course.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 17, 2010

    Brothabag Mel Doesn’t Care About the HCwDB of the Week

    He just wanted you to know that he enjoys vagina.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 17, 2010

    Brothabag Mel Doesn't Care About the HCwDB of the Week

    He just wanted you to know that he enjoys vagina.

    # posted by douchebag1
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