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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
‘Bag Libs: Yo Jimbo Edition
Yesterday’s HCwDB ‘Bag Libs game produced a hilarious thread, so lets keep it going:
Yo Jimbo knew if there was one thing Japanese girls most loved about his _____, it was the way his _____ was always able to ______.
Fill in the blanks in the comments thread.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010Young Mitch Approves of the Weekly
Young Mitch, recently seen getting dumped by Kelsey after prom just a few posts down (and now hitting on his friend’s prom date, Jenny), approves of Lint Diesel and Curvy Carrie winning the Weekly.
And by approves, I mean, “Son, you got a potty on your head.”
Tuesday, May 11, 2010Pumpito Invalidates Ten Thousand Years of Human Accomplishment In Under Three Minutes
There is no hope. No future.
Last one out, shut off the lights.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010The High Point of Young Mitch's Life
At some point in the very near future, Kelsey will realize Mitch is a pud.
It’ll occur to her that when Mitch takes her out, he wears a giant baseball cap shaped like a pot for boiling water. With sunglasses on top.
Kelsey’ll move out of the sticks to a major urban area. Where she’ll get frequent mani-pedis and date young professionals with jobs and careers.
And Mitch will sit around and tell the boys, “Remember Kelsey? She was awesome.”
Yes. Yes she was, Mitch.
You probably shouldn’t have worn that cap.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010The High Point of Young Mitch’s Life
At some point in the very near future, Kelsey will realize Mitch is a pud.
It’ll occur to her that when Mitch takes her out, he wears a giant baseball cap shaped like a pot for boiling water. With sunglasses on top.
Kelsey’ll move out of the sticks to a major urban area. Where she’ll get frequent mani-pedis and date young professionals with jobs and careers.
And Mitch will sit around and tell the boys, “Remember Kelsey? She was awesome.”
Yes. Yes she was, Mitch.
You probably shouldn’t have worn that cap.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010HCwDB’S “The Match Game”
Chad, Tad and Brad knew that if only Melanie could see their _____, then surely their reputation for _______ would no longer be so __________.
Take your best shot at filling in the blanks in the comments thread.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010HCwDB'S "The Match Game"
Chad, Tad and Brad knew that if only Melanie could see their _____, then surely their reputation for _______ would no longer be so __________.
Take your best shot at filling in the blanks in the comments thread.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010Night Oranger
Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you’re the only one
To say he’s not a douche.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those ‘bags
Don’t want to tan no more with you
It’s true
You’re scrotering!
What’s your price to flirt
In finding a pud that wears a shirt
You’ll be douchebagged tonight,… because that guy’s a creepy orange shirtless douche in a puka shell necklace…
Drum solo.
Monday, May 10, 2010HCwDB Self Portrait in a Dirty Bathroom Mirror #277
It’s official. Camera phone + bathroom mirror = HCwDB Self Portrait Time.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready!
Pop Quiz:
Shane’s tattoo is:
1. Rock penis
2. Goiter swole
3. A map of Kurdistan
4. A bruise from where the 7-11 Security Guard threw him on his ass when he tried to shoplift some corn nuts.
Monday, May 10, 2010Yo Jimbo!
You’re a douche!
Mitsuko and Miyuki giggle coquettishly and avert their eyes.
