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Thursday, April 29, 2010
Mr. Fromage
Kim hates her uptight Korean father because he won’t shut up about how she needs to go back to school and finish her nursing degree.
Mr. Fromage hates calico cats.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010Attention RSS HCwDB Readers!!
If you’re seeing this message and wondering why your RSS feed hasn’t posted any new HCwDB posts, it’s because you need to RESUBSCRIBE to the feed. Since I’ve moved the site over to WordPress, alls ya gotta do is click here, or go to:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/feed
And sign up to whatever aggregate thingy you’re using. Sounds easy? Not as easy as Purg Hottie will be once I ply her with some ‘Train.
Come join HCwDB again. We’ve missed you.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010Chin Trickle Charlie
Okay, since you indulged my Nik Ritchie rant, have some Chin Trickle Charlie mock.
But more importantly, step back and appreciate the aesthetic attributes of the Angie Twins. Who demonstrate that large breasts curve space/time and prove Einstein’s Red Shift theorem through pants fondle dark matter.
Wholesome fondle thigh to the ankle bite when they jiggle poke the undies thwap.
That last sentence may not have made sense.
Then again, maybe it did.
I feel like this pic ran on the site before, but I’m hung over, so I’m going with it.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010Breaking: Internet Uberdouche "Nik Ritchie" fulfills Goal to Become HCwDB Crap Sandwich
Perhaps the biggest testes gargle on the internet this side of Arthur Kade, the loathsome uncreative vortex of suckage, “Nik Ritchie,” who “runs” thedirty.com, married Lorenzo Lamas’s daughter in Vegas after knowing her a week.
This fulfills Mr. Ritchie’s lifelong dream of becoming the HCwDB ubercrap sandwich his spiritual limitations long ago defined as the be all, end all, of self inscription in the pop culture babbleverse.
This odious clown has been ripping off HCwDB’s pics and concept for years. First in his old site, “Dirty Scottsdale,” and now as the gossip peddler of college catfights. Mr. Ritchie deserves every bit the inevitable crash and burn awaiting his pablum sucking lifestyle of attention whoring desperation.
No Nik, the Hollywood agencies won’t sign you. Not even if you marry z-list celebrity spawn. But keep harassing them for months with phone calls containing all your genius ideas for the next “Girls Gone Wild.”
Or your reality pitch, “How to Take a Mugshot Like a Champ”.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010Breaking: Internet Uberdouche “Nik Ritchie” fulfills Goal to Become HCwDB Crap Sandwich
Perhaps the biggest testes gargle on the internet this side of Arthur Kade, the loathsome uncreative vortex of suckage, “Nik Ritchie,” who “runs” thedirty.com, married Lorenzo Lamas’s daughter in Vegas after knowing her a week.
This fulfills Mr. Ritchie’s lifelong dream of becoming the HCwDB ubercrap sandwich his spiritual limitations long ago defined as the be all, end all, of self inscription in the pop culture babbleverse.
This odious clown has been ripping off HCwDB’s pics and concept for years. First in his old site, “Dirty Scottsdale,” and now as the gossip peddler of college catfights. Mr. Ritchie deserves every bit the inevitable crash and burn awaiting his pablum sucking lifestyle of attention whoring desperation.
No Nik, the Hollywood agencies won’t sign you. Not even if you marry z-list celebrity spawn. But keep harassing them for months with phone calls containing all your genius ideas for the next “Girls Gone Wild.”
Or your reality pitch, “How to Take a Mugshot Like a Champ”.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010Danny Almost Got Away With It
Danny, you almost earned the coveted nottadouche in presence of Uberhott.
You’re relatively benign. Seem happy and appreciative that life has blessed you with proximity to a viable womb. And are not making any stupid gangsta hand gestures.
But then you have to pull the toxic Silk Rayon Unbutton Move (SRUM), revealing potential Rosary Douche Bead.
Sorry, bud.
We must rule ‘Bag. And mock your sorry ass.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010Patrick Pooing
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Patrick Pooing wanted to take time off from hitting on Cheerleader Charlene to congratulate Flex Luthor and Jennifer for winning the Weekly.
And yes, white guys in Knicks jerseys + bling + wristdannas = the triple-double of douche.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010Aussie Rules Footbag
Robin writes in from Queensland, Australia, to tag a former employee:
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DB1,
My one time apprentice Sean posted this photo up tonight.
He always had the potential for douche while working with me but we kept in under control, it seems since he has been left to his own devices the douche has blossomed!
Love from Queensland, Australia,
– Robin
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Mmmm… I see you, cute little lithe blonde Oz Bird trapped in a scrum of Axe Bodyspray wearing dingo turds. I would listen to you talk about “taking the piss” out of your annoying brother, without making fun of your accent. Then, while you were busy buying a microbrew at Cochella, I would briefly erotically fondle your leather purse you bought at a yard sale in Brunswick by massaging it with my right palm.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010Captain This Pic
Just when you thought it was safe to go ‘bag in the water.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010Jenna Regrets Her Prom Choice
While Teddy can’t wait to show the boys on 4chan how “off the shizz” his mojo was.
