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Saturday, April 10, 2010
No More “Big Eye Joe”
Bianca writes in about Thursday’s BigEye Joe:
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Douchebag1,
While I absolutely admire your self-depricating humor, I’m requesting that you remove the picture posted on April 6, 2010 from your site.
This photograph is my property, and was posted on your site without my permission. I, nor any of the people in this photo, give you the legal right to post this on your site.
I appreciate your professionalism and respect for intellectual property.
Sincerely,
Bianca-
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And a few minutes later:
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P.S.
Please familiarize yourself with the California law I’ve below.
I am giving you no more than 24 hours to remove my photograph from your site.
If said photograph remains associated with “Hot Chicks with Douche Bags”, I will file a complain with the L.A. Superior Court, and you will hear from my attorney.
Thank you for your cooperation.
“…without such person’s prior consent, or, in the case of a minor, the
prior consent of his parent or legal guardian, shall be liable for
any damages sustained by the person or persons injured as a result
thereof. In addition, in any action brought under this section, the
person who violated the section shall be liable to the injured party
or parties in an amount equal to the greater of seven hundred fifty
dollars ($750) or the actual damages suffered by him or her as a
result of the unauthorized use, and any profits from the unauthorized
use that are attributable to the use and are not taken into account
in computing the actual damages…”
THAT’S > $750 X THE NUMBER OF PROFESSIONAL ACTORS ON SAID PHOTOGRAPH WHOSE IMAGE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE NOR ASSOCIATE WITH YOUR DOUCHEBAG WEBSITE.
CIVIL CODE
SECTION 3344-3346
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Wow, $750 times the number of professional actors in that pic? I’ll owe the equivalent of the amount of trees cut down to make a yearly printing of the dollar bill.
Or something like that.
No More "Big Eye Joe"
Bianca writes in about Thursday’s BigEye Joe:
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Douchebag1,
While I absolutely admire your self-depricating humor, I’m requesting that you remove the picture posted on April 6, 2010 from your site.
This photograph is my property, and was posted on your site without my permission. I, nor any of the people in this photo, give you the legal right to post this on your site.
I appreciate your professionalism and respect for intellectual property.
Sincerely,
Bianca-
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And a few minutes later:
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P.S.
Please familiarize yourself with the California law I’ve below.
I am giving you no more than 24 hours to remove my photograph from your site.
If said photograph remains associated with “Hot Chicks with Douche Bags”, I will file a complain with the L.A. Superior Court, and you will hear from my attorney.
Thank you for your cooperation.
“…without such person’s prior consent, or, in the case of a minor, the
prior consent of his parent or legal guardian, shall be liable for
any damages sustained by the person or persons injured as a result
thereof. In addition, in any action brought under this section, the
person who violated the section shall be liable to the injured party
or parties in an amount equal to the greater of seven hundred fifty
dollars ($750) or the actual damages suffered by him or her as a
result of the unauthorized use, and any profits from the unauthorized
use that are attributable to the use and are not taken into account
in computing the actual damages…”
THAT’S > $750 X THE NUMBER OF PROFESSIONAL ACTORS ON SAID PHOTOGRAPH WHOSE IMAGE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE NOR ASSOCIATE WITH YOUR DOUCHEBAG WEBSITE.
CIVIL CODE
SECTION 3344-3346
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Wow, $750 times the number of professional actors in that pic? I’ll owe the equivalent of the amount of trees cut down to make a yearly printing of the dollar bill.
Or something like that.
Friday, April 9, 2010The Cast of "One Tree Hill" Looks for Employment
Times are tight in Hollywood. Working actors gotta make ends meet, know what I’m sayin?
But I see the black sheep of the Chan family managed to convince one of the shots girls to lick off the residual glitter from tonight’s performance.
Good for you, Kevin. So sorry to hear your angry parents have now put their faith in your younger brother Patrick, currently at M.I.T., to carry on the family name. But that’s the price you pay for livin’ the dream.
Friday, April 9, 2010The Cast of “One Tree Hill” Looks for Employment
Times are tight in Hollywood. Working actors gotta make ends meet, know what I’m sayin?
But I see the black sheep of the Chan family managed to convince one of the shots girls to lick off the residual glitter from tonight’s performance.
Good for you, Kevin. So sorry to hear your angry parents have now put their faith in your younger brother Patrick, currently at M.I.T., to carry on the family name. But that’s the price you pay for livin’ the dream.
Ask DB1: Are Bodybuilders Bodybags?
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DB1,
I was wondering, are body builders automatically douchebags? Like, is it a profession that automatically qualifies you as a total scrote, or is it only douchebags who think that you can call injecting steroids every day a job.
Sincerely MJS.
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We define douchebaggery as the transformation of the body into spectacle to attract attention, so by that definition, yes, anyone who excessively works on their body beyond the point of good health or physique, qualifies.
However, as we see with Lumpy here, and his distant cousin, the late, great Pumpy, good humor and good cheer can go a long way towards mitigating any inherent douche classification.
So I will say yes, extreme bodybuilders start at a basic stage-1 ‘bag status. But can redeem themselves if there are no other scrotal signifiers present, and they exhibit self deprecating humor about their own cartoonish bodies.
And I see you too, Stacy. The pinch you just felt on your buttcheek? Wasn’t me. Okay, it was.
Thursday, April 8, 2010Trollbag 5: Back in Crust
You sighed with relief when HCwDB legend The Trollbag was killed by lesbian sniper fire in the Charles Band classic Trollbag 3: Revenge of Trollbag.
You shook with terror when he returned from the undead in outer New Jersey to unleash his silly hair on the hotties in Trollbag 4: Hairgel of the Fallen.
Now, Full Moon Pictures presents the latest straight-to-DVD release to purchase a small table at Comicon…
Trollbag 5: Back in Crust!!!!
Coming soon, to a bittorrent download near you!!
Yup. The DB1 is already drunk. I blame the tasty sugary goodness of a Hostess Fruit Pie. It goes so yummy with screw-top wine.
Thursday, April 8, 2010A Squid Brother Goes Freelance
After appearing on the site last Tuesday macking on three sexy trampy Hooters girls, Bernie Squid has decided to take his greased abs act on the road as a solo performance piece.
Because a playah’s gotta do what a playah’s gotta do.
Making a push for the weekly, are we, Squid Brother?
EDIT: Marissa’s firm peach-gnaw buttocks of juicy fruit chomp deserve mention. And so I mention them. And by mention, I mean fwick with a towel, then run and hide behind the cabana.
Thursday, April 8, 2010Kenny Von Douchegoggles
Kenny Von Douchegoggles may love his newly acquired blu-blocker douche goggles in an ironic, playful way.
And his girlfriend, Monroe, may find it as amusing as when he drove his Nissan away from the Arco station last winter with the pump still in the car.
But it is not passable.
Douche goggles at night are automatic stage-2 mocking. Factor in hairspike, and Kenny is Autoflush.
Sorry, Ken. You may not be making douchey hand gestures, nor have garish tatts and Ed Hardy. But the goggles, they do everything.
Thursday, April 8, 2010Pleasy Punchmyfacekowitz
I’ve known many a Long Island ‘bag who like to bother amateur figure skater cutie older sisters like Tonya here.
But never have I met a Long Island ‘bag with a more appropriate name than Pleasy Punchmyfacekowitz.
It’s Scotch-Romanian.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010Create a Profile on HCwDB
One of the things I’m most pleased with about the new site (in spite of the many tweaks still to be done) is that you can register on HCwDB and create a profile without having to register on any of the larger sites like Blogger or WordPress itself.
To create your own HCwDB profile, click here to register on the site and you’re good to go.
Then you can contribute in the comments threads as well as over on the still rudimentary (but soon to be designed) message board.
Uploading an Avatar is a bit trickier, ya gotta do that elsewhere for some reason I can’t figure out, but Steve L. posted detailed instructions here.
Welcome to the next phase of our war of collective mock on the powers of scrotepuddery and Bleethery. Now freed up from larger corporate overlording fascism, and entirely on our own.
Let’s mock!
