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Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Are you a Spud Douche?
Are you a “Spud Douche?” Take this easy quiz and find out!
Q. Two uberhott blondes decide to make out. You decide to:
A. Watch and enjoy.
B. Silently give thanks to our culture’s double standards towards gender behavior.
C. Wait quietly and hope there’s some erotic spillover coming your way.
D. Find the nearest camera and make hand gestures.
If you answered “D,” The Spud Douche will now point out who is also a Spud Douche.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010The Orangeman of Canceria
In southern Brazil, the appearance of this douche is mere legend.
Whispered of amidst the sewing circles of the Lalalu Woo Hotties. Yet never before seen.
Oh hell, I have no idea what I’m writing.
I’m having a HoHo.
And between this monstrosity and Pic #2 of Brothabag Edgar, you deserve some quality Pear: Blue Pear. Think of it as ginger wasabe for the soul.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010Mike Tattbag
The Microphone Tatt is the Syquest Disc of tattoos.
Skulls, dragons and tribal tatts are douchey forever. Mic tatts just scream “I didn’t finish my degree in 2008 because I blew my parents money on a mix console, and then the job market went to crap and that’s why I work at Best Buy, kids.” For the next thirty years.
But props to Raquelle for the quality Pear and we should all note the appearance of Rareass Aqua Cup, as it is indeed rareass. And aqua.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010Brothabag Edgar Scoffs
Brothabag Edgar responds: “Laugh now, Weekly Winners, for my purple lips and blowout will take y’all out at the 2010 Douchies!”
Them there’s a bold prediction, Brothabag Edgar. You and the tempting barely legal Josslyn haven’t even won a Weekly yet.
You’ve just sickened Calcutta orphans and gave an Olsen Twin the gout.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn
And somewhere, off in the distance, a lone wolf howls in agony for the God that isn’t.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010Sweet Caroline Makes a Poor Life Choice
And that poor choice goes by either “Bernard.” Or “B-Nar.”
Depending on whether his band, “Betty Whitesnake,” has a gig that night or not.
Monday, August 2, 2010Lake Crotchpuddle
As a big fan of lakes while growing up in New England, it pains me to posit this theorem. But posit it I must.
Fellow ‘bag hunters and huntresses, we can ignore this no longer. We must consider if there is a direct correlative between lakes and douchebaggery.
The evidence is as overwhelming as that water is viral.
Monday, August 2, 2010Joey Hoverbag
Joey Hoverbag just can’t help ruining a good drunk developing sapphic moment between the Laura Sisters just as it begins to form. It’s just who he is.
And for that, he is a douchebag, even if he does nothing else at all.
But of course, he will. Ruin another pic, even if it’s just with his hand.
For that, and that alone, Joey Hoverbag, you are a douche.
Monday, August 2, 2010The Sharkbag and Renee's Younger Sister Voted
Our last HCwDB of the Month winner, The Sharkbag says:
“I can still pull hotter chicks while acting douchier, than any of these pretenders. Well, maybe not that Tad guy.”
Have you voted yet?
Monday, August 2, 2010The Sharkbag and Renee’s Younger Sister Voted
Our last HCwDB of the Month winner, The Sharkbag says:
“I can still pull hotter chicks while acting douchier, than any of these pretenders. Well, maybe not that Tad guy.”
Have you voted yet?
