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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
A Quorum Vote Has Been Called: Elizabeth for “Hall of Hott”
‘Bag Hunters have successfully petitioned for a cloture vote via quorum on the nomination of Elizabeth for a lifetime appointment to our hallowed Hall of Hott.
All may vote, with weighted votes going to those members of the Hall of Mock.
First appearing last week in Larry the Claims Processor Holds on to 45 For As Long as He Can, ambiguously Quartasian Elizabeth offers a body of pure suckle drink hott water splashing on a crest of mountain boobie ice cream rainbow humper pooper.
She is tasty, and clean, and pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain.
But tasty enough to make our hallowed Hall of Hott?
What’s your vote?
Tuesday, July 27, 2010Starhawk Demands Satisfaction
Although, staring at their glasses, I’m pretty sure I defeated that level at Tron back in 1984.
Don’t think that’s Quartasian Ann, so chalk up a third quality hottie as Starhawk makes his run at the Weekly, even if she’s Bleethy as hell.
Monday, July 26, 2010"Beer Ho!"
“Beer Ho!” shouted the sailor atop the bar stool as he gazed into yonder eve.
“Nah, she gives it up for free.” Responded the bartender.
Yup. No idea what I’m writing.
But I do know this.
Ed Hardy belt buckle = Sign #27 of the Impending Douchepocalypse.
Monday, July 26, 2010“Beer Ho!”
“Beer Ho!” shouted the sailor atop the bar stool as he gazed into yonder eve.
“Nah, she gives it up for free.” Responded the bartender.
Yup. No idea what I’m writing.
But I do know this.
Ed Hardy belt buckle = Sign #27 of the Impending Douchepocalypse.
Monday, July 26, 2010Hector "Macho" ItchCrotcho
Rosary beads in the pool makes the Baby Jebus talcum his pooter.
Monday, July 26, 2010Hector “Macho” ItchCrotcho
Rosary beads in the pool makes the Baby Jebus talcum his pooter.
Monday, July 26, 2010Personal Space Paulie Voted
Personal Space Paulie took a moment out of annoying Katerina at the Iowa State Fair Summer Formal to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
Sunday, July 25, 2010The Spastic Colon
Someone needs to eat more bran.
Saturday, July 24, 2010Your Saturday Pear Billboard
This Pear Statement is brought to you by Geico Auto Insurance:
Geico.
Our ad budget could buy Uganda.
Friday, July 23, 2010Larry The Claims Processor Holds On to 45 As Long As He Can
Who says stupid shoulder tatts, body shaving, chin pubes and douching it up in Vegas are just for the youth?
Elizabeth’s Quartasian body hottness cries out to rubbed with lemon tartar sauce and topped with a sprig of celery garnish dipped in salt water to honor her ancestors.
