He's probably a vacuous rich dickhead
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Wednesday, October 7, 2015
The Manicorn
So Man buns are now a thing.
One that cannot, nay, must not stand. Not with hair band. Nor clip.
Whether appearing on quasi-celebrities or just in classic douchepose selfies, we are witnessing the spread of an insidious follicular blight.
For this douche ooze bridges the generations. An amalgam of hippie nostalgia, metrosexual choadery, and the emergent lumbersexual gender crossing vortex of confusion to produce a giant circular Princess Leia hairpoo.
Lo, the moment is bleak. Enough to make me break my self-imposed HCwDB silence. Not even spiritual appeal to OatesStache can cure my disquiet.
I dub these festions of toxic rot ‘Manicorns.’ For mock is our only hope. It may not stop the onslaught of next-wave ‘Baggery. But it can at least mitigate the cultural reprehension.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014Fox Crotch
Small woodland creatures died so that this toot-‘bag could thrust his package with proper accesorization.
Neo-hippie Kelly definitely should not have gone to Bennington.
Monday, January 20, 2014Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Two Wankers
Dual Peaches Point offends Buckingham Palace and piddles on the Queen.
