Hippiebag
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Ubiquitous Red Cup Vs. The Douchedanna
I sense a new song by They Might Be Giants.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012The Bearded Jackalope Creeps on Vasser Girls
That’s what happens when you go to college upstate, Kathy and Jeni-Lynn. When the trout pond is stalked with second tier trout, then those trout will be hairy unshaven patchouli phish.
Thursday, July 5, 2012When Burning Man Goes Wrong…
… it smells like day-glo paint and parent issues.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012Grover McPocalypse Likes Hippie Chicks With Questionable Belly Areas
Grover McPocalypse also has a checkered past.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012Grover McPocalypse Attacks!!
Somewhere…
… underneath a patchouli smelling sleeping bag on the outskirts of the Coachella Music Festival….
… a hipsterbag and a hippiebag mutate and morph into a singly unholy creature…
it is…
Grover McPocalypse!!…
… a Phish listening Bennington graduating sunflower seed spitting douchewank able to Bleeth unsuspecting Sarah Lawrence majors with a single game of Ultimate Frisbee!!
Uhm, yeah. I need a coffee.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011Burning Crotch
Somewhere in San Francisco’s Mission District, an earthy coffee chain that uses only recycled products and filtered water is missing a barista.
Thursday, April 21, 2011Burningbags
Hey Hippiebags! Phish sucks!
EDIT: As a number of ‘bag hunters in the comments thread pointed out, these are not, in fact, hipsterbags. They are hippiebags. I’ve amended the post to more accurately reflect the tag. Good work, and good point, fellow hunters.
