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Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Screw This Douchebag Crap, Lets Look at Some Ninja Pear
Ninja Pear will take you down.
Through coitus.
Monday, October 29, 2012Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie approve of Baron Von Goolo's job hosting HCwDB Last Week
Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie also approve of fluffernutter milkshakes.
And no, fluffernutter milkshakes is not a euphemism for collective coitus in a dirty bathroom stall in the Burger King off I-73.
They actually sell them.
At McDowell’s.
Ask for Akeem.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012Marcus Works Through the Trauma of his Pre-Teen Years
Just a few hundred more flex pics with the Paid-to-Pose Lalaina Sisters and that’ll teach ’em to make fun of anyone who dribbles too much with a juice box.
Thursday, August 2, 2012The Jersey Top Hat Bros Take a Break
After performing at the Radisson off Exit 13W, the Jersey Top Hat Bros decided to mix it up with Kelly and Latisha from the nearby “Cheetahs Free Buffet On Thursdays” revue.
Because hey, when you don’t have culture or intellect, ya gotta find some way to pass the time.
Monday, June 18, 2012Vinnie's 30th Birthday Party in Passaic New Jersey was a Staid and Somber Affair
There was no joy in mudville last night.
But it was kinda funny when Tommy did six lemon shooters in a row and then sang the lyrics to “Here I go Again” by Whitesnake.
Friday, May 4, 2012Vinny Yucksalot and Hot Mom Sue
Because Jesus died for sheer party shirts.
Ain’t that right, Possessed Alpaca?
Wednesday, May 2, 2012Breaking: New Jersey Bleeth Arrested for Child Endorangement
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New Jersey: Where Bleeth Go to Burn.
Thursday, February 2, 201210th Grade Melvin Looks Not Where He Points
With Carla at the Junior Prom, 10th Grade Melvin just peaked in life.
A forty year career in sanitation on the outskirts of Jersey awaits. So perhaps we should let him have this moment.
Then again, douche-hair. No pass.
I will wait until Carla turns 18 before drooling on her kneecaps like a weathered Bedouin camel satchel soaked after monsoon.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011Somewhere in Southern New Jersey…
….a Pontiac Crossfire Smells Like Coconut Oil.
Monday, October 24, 2011The Shushsterbag
Rare do we come uponst an innovative ‘bag gesture these days, but there it is.
David Shushterbag, replete with grenade tatt, facial pube linearity, and stupid face, ignoring Trashy Hott and Enhanced Jerzey Nichole.
It’s enough to jumpstart an electric muffin.
No idea what that means.
Coffee.
