Lime Green Gah
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Friday, September 18, 2015
And then this happened…
So what if the ghost of David Bowie masticated on the corporeal remains of a sunburned Axl Rose and pooped out two Gary Glitters and a Gary Busey?
This is the what.
This is that poop.
Retro Glam Gwynneth deserves better.
If for no other reason than the five year Sarah Lawrence reunion is coming up and there is no way she is showing up to that beer hall in Brooklyn with this bloated toothpaste tube of Aqua Stale. What would Ashley think?
On a related note, if you miss my musings, you can check out a side project Facebook page I just started up, Cockroaches of New York. It’s just like the award winning Humans of New York. But with cockroaches.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013Kevin Hu's Shoulder and Arm Rebel From His Repressive and Controlling Asian Parents
Must… hit… on… Yoshiko… must… hit on… Yoshiko… Spooookkkkk!
Wednesday, December 4, 2013The Greasepitzer and Eve read Shakespeare
“Life’s but a walking D.J, a poor playah, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a douchebag and hot chick, full of sound and fury, signifying dubstep.”
Tuesday, November 20, 2012Woke Up, Fell Out Of Bed…
Dragged a comb across my… GAH!
