Limerick
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Wednesday Limerick
There was a bar playah named Jake,
Whom Evil Yellow Sunball thought was a flake,
His shirt did unbutton,
Like a white Charles Dutton,
To impress a bar wench cut to look like Veronica Lake.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013Hungover on Thursday…
Ole’ Tex Wildflower keeps on keepin’ on,
Like an ageless Willie Nelson song,
The ladies in Reno,
Get fondled during Keno,
And Ole’ Tex done beat the Devil all along.
Or, more to the point about your humb narrs:
Rice wine with sushi is a trick,
It seems so benign, yet has a kick,
It goes well with tekka maki,
And with chicken teriyaki,
And the next thing you know I am sick.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013Limerick Wednesday
All night these lines Biff rehearses:
“Me and Todd want you both to nurse us”
Both Jan and Trish giggled,
And said with a jiggle,
“With cash you must reimburse us”
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If your highest expression of humanity
is creating dance-club insanity
when the diseased and the weak
look at you and speak
try not to respond with profanity.
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Baron Von Goolo said…
A promotional model named Brie
Kept her job till she was 43.
Now the blonde and her nips
Are taking her tips.
Now she goes home alone and weeps softly into a bag of Pirate Booty, touching herself as she watches Supernatural and lamenting how she never paid enough attention to Jerry, who *technically* wasn’t her type but he was super-nice and so into her and has a thriving dental practice now.
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…I’m sorry, what was the question?
Thursday, May 19, 2011Wednesday Limerick: Thursday Edition: Vin Douchal Edition: Nubbins Cousins Edition
Because DB1 said I could do whatever I wanted. Except full frontal. And insertion. And human/equine micturation depictions.
Vin sez:
Squinty McGint and his homeboy,
Have fun with a painted blonde toy;
Her holy pink triangle
Unhinges my dangle
And covers her flesh-toned bok choy
Tuesday Limerick
There once were two greaseclowns from Covina,
Who crushed a tiny ballerina named Nina,
A ‘bag sandwich they squeezed,
And poor Nina was seized,
As her florentina turned the color of orangina.
Friday Limerick
Your humble narrator is traveling this Friday morning, headed up to New Hampshire for the weekend, so won’t be able to update the Haiku Mainpage.
So instead, here’s a Friday Limerick:
Big Bob was a pro tattoo inker,
With ladies boobs he did love to quite tinker,
But Tammy thought twice,
Before taking Bob’s advice,
And extensively playing with his sphincter.
