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    Wednesday, October 5, 2011

    Frankie Lunkerhead Squeezes Giggle Gina With Only Pec Flexes

    That’s nothing.

    Wait’ll you figure out what’s holding up the beer behind Giggle Gina’s head.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, September 21, 2011

    Pecopolous and The Isle of Slutty Hott

    Ah yes, I remember this from eighth grade Greek Literature. It was a short story by the ancient Greek playwright, Cervixes.

    I loved the part when Pecopolous ran into the evil succubus, “Smiley Face,” and then on the Isle of Slutty Hott, Shish Kabob lead them across the River of Styx to the dulcet tones of “Come Sail Away.” And then the Sirens of Titan sang the banana boat song.

    Yeah. That was it.

    At least I think that’s how that story went. I might’ve gotten it slightly wrong.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, August 3, 2011

    Moob Shirts

    Still out there.

    Still douchey.

    Rapidly becoming a toxic plague 2011 Douchal Signifier when hitting on milfy goth mom/daughter club girl tandems.

    To wit.

    # posted by douchebag1