Officebaggery

    Thursday, January 30, 2014

    Tommy Chin Goes Crazzzzy on Casual Friday

    DB4007

    Unfortunatey, Mocha Nicole is only mildly interested in hearing about how wacky the boys in the accounting firm like to get on Casual Friday.

    Okay, Tommy Chin will tell you. So, like, they totally like bust out the rice wine at like 4pm. And then they totally play the rap music in the boss’s office after he left early to go to his Hamptons summer house! And not like any rap music. Like those really nasty rap songs. With x-rated words and all!

    It’s crazy, Tommy is telling you!

    But he can’t tell you any more. They would, like, totally get fired if anyone found out about what they did with the photocopier in the office supply room. I mean can you believe it?

    (They photocopied their butts… shhhhhh!!)

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, August 31, 2010

    Doucheoke Night at The Dunder-Mifflin Office Party

    They may be pretty quiet during work hours, but Bob and Ted and Carol and Alice sure can cut loose to some “Abba” when the moment calls for it.

    Yeah. I got nothin.

    Your humble narrator is way hung over after too much Sangria and Absynthe last night after open mike night down at the Ha Ha Hole on Pico.

    Stumbling around my living room trying to find my other Pac-Man sock. It may be behind the plant.

    # posted by douchebag1