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Monday, October 8, 2012
The Vagitarian Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
The Vagitarian uses humor to combat the existential crisis of turning forty and refusing to face where his life went off-track into a sea of alcoholism, debt, and a failed fast-food business venture involving fried oyster sandwiches that had not been properly vetted by the FDA prior to serving.
Monday, September 17, 2012Old Dog Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
Old Dog, last seen embarassing his young children with his relentless public pursuit of Vegas Pear, approves of the HCwDB of the Week.
With double pear.
And sciatica.
And a tattoo of what appears to be a thong.
Thursday, September 13, 2012Someone's Dad Is The Most Embarrassing Dad On Earth
You know how, at one point or another, everyone thinks their dad is the most embarrassing dad on earth?
Turns out you were wrong.
It’s this guy.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012The Yeeshasaurus
Compounding the tragedy of this atrocity: The Yeeshasaurus’s coat is made from sexy alpaca trim.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012Bronzer McTwat Occupies Wong Street
Livin’ the dream, one off-shore tax shelter at a time.
Monday, April 23, 2012Oldbag Ralph Scores Dreamgirl Donna
Who says chin-dribble, douche-shirt, and six pound watch can’t snag uberhottness for the 40+ set?
The Baby Tebus just soiled his diaper with shame and regret over the poor life choices made by hot taut boobie hottie suckle thighs after too many appletinis on a Tuesday.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012Mister Asswhifster Likes Asian Girls
Sunglasses at night and powdered rhino penis anti-aging creme scratch but the surface of the lengths Mister Asswhisfter goes to stay fifty.
Next up:A car elevator in his La Jolla summer home.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012Narm
Your scrubbley narrator is well shorn and back in misty Los Angeles. Lotssa pics in the hamper this week for hottie/douchey deconstruction. So lets do this thing.
Oh, and Narm.
Thursday, March 22, 2012Tony Cappaccino Has Breath Mints and Arthritis Medication
His joint is swole.
Thursday, March 8, 2012Oldbag Harold Wears Pants On His Head
Clarissa prays the inheritence won’t be blown on Cialis and Depends.
