Poolbaggery
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
The Power Choad
Every pool near a “Guitar Center” has one.
I will dub this one “Slaxl.” As his double serving of quality morally-lacking pear tasks me on this Thursday eve.
Monday, October 25, 2010Duperman Voted
Not actually powerful superhero non-legend, Duperman, (special skill set is breathing oxygen and asking parents for cash) took time off from showing off his leggings and neck tatt (where he draws his douchey non-powers) to bother Catherine and vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Was that a run-on sentence?
Have you voted yet?
Wednesday, September 29, 2010Groin Fung Reveal
For the Real Debutantes of East Hampton, no poolboy is worth suffering the dreaded “Groin Fung Reveal.”
I see you, Tiny Brunette Giggler Snocone Melter Art History Major, Lucille. I would tickle your poochbottom with an emu feather, and then cry softly for my lost childhood blankie, Mr. Cuddlesworth.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010Jimmy Scribble
With no paper available at the pool party, Hott Bikini Hannah had to practice her new career inscribing wedding calligraphy somewhere.
Friday Haiku
Y’know, folks, sometimes
Here on Friday Haiku, the
Jokes just write themselves…
Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.
He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous
Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?
Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.
The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.
Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.
Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.
Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.
I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.
Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat
Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags
Monday, February 7, 2005
VINNIE VEGAS RACKS ONE UP
Challenge: Explain 
what is taking place here in 10 words.
No more, no less.
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Once again resident grossist Jacques wins the Internet:
Eye of Horus is unimpressed with inflated “Jugs of Whorus.”
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2nd Runner-up – Northist RevChad:
Marnie forces a smile as the explosive diarrhea rumbles on.
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3rd Runner Up: CapKirk:
Vinny’s three incher vanishes like magic between those silicon hams
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Honorable Mention:
Shes been away from the milking machine too long..\
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And lastly, Dishonorable Mention to format scofflaw, anarchist, and cardboard box resident hermit for this poignant and eloquent summation:
boobs
