Pop Quiz

    Monday, June 13, 2011

    Pop Quiz: Identify the Beachtatt Pud

    Using only the thigh tatts of this hovering Beachtatt Pud about to offer the lady a Bud Light Lime, name that ‘Bag:

    A. Greased up alternate emo Punker Choadmuscle

    B. Classic Jersey fist pumper raisin flushstain

    C. Bartender facially funged Scottsdale orange tanned backwash

    D. Diaper wearing bald glasses wearing hipster nerdbag

    Click here for the answer

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 9, 2011

    Pop Quiz: Jimmy Pud’s Douchetributes

    Pop Quiz time, kids.

    Which of the following is the douchiest of all the douchetributes on Jimmy Pud:

    A. Fake rolex watch

    B. 80s sunglasses on a necklace

    C. Flannel undies poke in a poolside environment

    D. Stupid red gourami fish fauxhawk

    E. The fact Mandy’s oh so soft and tender boobage has somehow, due purely to Chaos Theory presumably, wound up pressing into Jimmy Pud’s chest scribble tatt.

    Answer now!

    # posted by douchebag1
    Saturday, February 19, 2011

    Pop Quiz: Guess What It Says On The Back of Clownboy’s Shirt

    Clownboy wants you to come at him, bro.

    But what does it say on the *backside* of Clownboy’s shirt?

    Is it:

    A. “You Jelly?”

    B. “Bros Before Hos.”

    C. “Pump Fists Not Gas”

    D. “My Vocabulary Is Limited And My Anger Issues Are Unresolved”

    Answer here.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, October 7, 2010

    Spot the Differences!

    Okay kids, time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation… Spot the Differences!

    In this hottie/douchey Vegas swirl of toxic poo, I’ve carefully hidden over eleventeen subtle differences that highlight the decay of culture and bankruptcy of human endeavor.

    Can you spot them all?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Friday, September 3, 2010

    Find the Dolla

    Okay kids, time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation, Find the Dolla!!

    Somewhere in this pileup of sexy dirty trashy hottie and two Breaker Morans, I’ve carefully hidden a dolla bill.

    Look closely.

    Can you find it?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, August 17, 2010

    Lets Play “What’s In The Pail?”


    Hey, kids!!

    Time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation, “What’s In The Pail?” Okay, you ready?… here goes…

    What’s in the pail? Is it:

    A. A half filled bottle of Jägermeister with six pills of rophynol only half dissolved

    B. The shattered remnants of Wendy’s once intact pride, hope, and plans for a viable future

    C. The third hieroglyphic symbol that will unlock Jake’s shirt and reveal Da Vinci’s hidden Jesus pacifier.

    D. Jake’s other set of dentures

    # posted by douchebag1