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Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Mulletosis discusses string theory with Paris…
…whilst simultaneously a random cheetah lounging on the savanna ponders making himself a douche-skin pair of chaps.
And thusly harmonic balance is sustained.
***UPDATE***
Just a friendly reminder that there will be no posting of gratuitous pear, no matter how much you beg for gratuitous pear. Of which here’s an example of what I shan’t be posting. Because we must maintain standards of scholarly discourse.
Thursday, February 28, 2013D-Bone and Vegas Sienna Should Not Reproduce
It is a moral imperative that D-Bone’s hairline never recur in the larger gene pool/swimming pool.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012Breaking: Accountant and Mensa Candiate Teagan Presley Dates a Douchebag
A reader submits this pic of someone named “Teagan Presley” partying with Standard Issue Douchewank #42.
Teagan Presley is, by the looks of it, a professional tax consultant, business professional, Mensa Candidate, and working accountant.
In the world of tax consultants, business professionals, Mensa Candidates, and working accountants, it is rather shocking to find out they’re cohabiting with douchebag.
And by accountants, business professionals, Mensa Candidates, and working accountants, I mean professional ho-ha performer.
This whole pic smells like stripper glitter and daddy issues. Lets move on.
