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Thursday, May 31, 2012
Karl's White Shoes
There are many things wrong with Karl’s “Standard Douchebag Circa 2007” Look.
The matching white shoes and white belt are one of them. The smug sense of entitlement during a recession is another.
Karl’s blatant disregard for attending classes after enrolling in DeVry’s continuing education to become a refrigerator “technician” despite his Aunt Tutti’s will stating that she would pay for full tuition should he attend is yet another.
Kelly is what the French call “Le Buerre Visage.” Kelly was the hottest girl at the Iowa State Fair last night. Which says more about Iowa than it does about Kelly.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012Eminem's Turds
Eminem’s Turds crawled out of a Detroit bathroom stall long enough to embrace Marissa, make douche hand gestures, and approve of the HCwDB of the Week.
Then they were flushed.
And yeah, these pitnobs were on the site back in the day, but I’m way too drunk to remember the whose and whatnots. So f-it.
Mmm… Trader Joe’s Joe-Joes.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012Mirror Mirror on the Wall…
Who’s the something something with hot chicks of them all?
I know what you need.
Some ass pear ass pear.
Thursday, May 3, 2012Asswipe With A Coors Light Bothers Kelly
Sometimes ya just gots ta title the pics like they is.
Especially when they offered the hallowed Sumerian Boob Squish.
Ain’t that right, homies?
Tuesday, April 24, 2012Moaz Has High Hair
Moaz says, “bindle bindle bindle bindle… FWEEEE!!”
Do not ask Moaz what that means.
For Moaz is now distracted by shiny coaster on bar.
Meanwhile Stacey offers rare Double Mayan Eye of Coitus.
Say “thank you Stacey.”
Okay good.
Now pass Moaz the mixed nuts bowl. Moaz is hungry.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012Mozo the Asian Zen Philosopher Has a Secret
It involves a vat of Crisco, six dozen chicken carcasses, and a merchant marine black market in Mumbai, back in 2008.
Crazy Eyes Karen probably violates the H.C. side of the equation, but whatevs. I’m enjoying a HoHo, and this site is free, so deal with it.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012The Scruffwad
Maybe HCwDB doesn’t have the cultural impact or resonance it once had. But I’m okay with that.
So long as I have a place on the interwebs to mock Scruffwad and his stupidhair while lusting after Jenny Milkshake Purity Suckle Fondle, then all is well in my little universe.
And I’m glad you’re still with me.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012Gabana Boy Ignores Boobs to Point at You
Heavy is the wrist that wears the Six Pound Watch.
Sunday, November 6, 2011Reason #34 Why Killing Yourself May Be a Viable Response to Contemporary Culture
Exiting this world rather than continuing to contemplate this pic’s existence as evidentiary proof of Godless nihilism is, when you think about it, a perfectly rational response.
No, I’m not serious, little Timmy reading HCwDB on his Dad’s computer. Put down the rat poison. I’m sorry Billy gives you nuggies on the playground. It’s sure to get better. Well, probably not. But hey, Lucky Charms is on sale at Ralphs.
Too depressing?
I’m gonna go eat a Cinnebon.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011Long Duck Dong: The Remake
I just don’t know how I feel about Hollywood remaking all these classic scenes.
