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Thursday, October 20, 2011
Herpsterpocalypse
Brought to you by plaid pants, rare-ass clear cup, and Heineken!
Heineken.
The beer of Herpsers the world over!
Thursday, October 13, 2011Breaking: Bobby From Tech Support Gets Freaky At the Christmas Party
Who says Bobby from Tech Support can’t get freaky with the new hire, Beth, at the office Christmas Party?
Oh. That’s right.
The employee handbook does.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011And Why Petey Blue?
Say the title of this post out loud to get it.
Yup. My coffee still hasn’t kicked in.
By I.P. Freely.
Mmm… doughnut.
Because it’s random, confusing, incoherent DB1 post day, and I’m sticking to it.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011Ode to Tommy Pak
This is what happens when Mitch and Bobby invite two Bennington Girls to Mitch’s parents house up in Burlington, and then Mitch finds the absynthe.
Either that, or it’s an ode to this guy.
Thursday, September 22, 2011D.J. Assholio
Q: What happens to the Assholios you knew in high school?
A: They grow up to become this guy.
Can someone explain what the hell these Pocahontas headgear things are that are showing up on the boobie hottie suckle thighs these days? I can’t tell whether to stalk them on Facebook or ask Tom Mix to do a rope trick.
Yeah, that was a Tom Mix reference.
I’mma go back to bed.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011Don’t Trust Assclowns in Stupidhats
Rosalinda and Manny both had a vision. They both love the Jesus.
Monday, September 5, 2011Happy Labor Day!!
From all us here at HCwDB. And by all of us, I mean me. And the occasional horse peer.
Remember to take a moment to honor the labor movements of history as you BBQ your burgers and dogs. For without them, your sorry ass would’ve been cleaning chimneys at 9 years old.
Regular updates resume tomorrow. Today, we drink, burp, scratch and recline.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011Tatt Owl Hoots A Question
Tatt Owl: How many ‘bag signifiers does it take to get to the heart of a Tootsie Hott?
The answer, as we all remember, is three.
Sneery attitude, bad tatts and stupid hats for the societal loss.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation
From Friday Haiku Pocahontas Hotties to a Pocahontas Cutie, to way back in the site’s early days when we had Pocahontas II: Electric Bagaloo, we’ve had many Native Hottmericans.
But the Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation best them all with beads and maze.
The Asian Design Major that Bree almost married still plans to go to Stanford for grad school.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011Fey Allan and Brenda Call for World Peace
Little known trivia: “Pink Stars on a Speedo” was also the working title for the Plastic Ono Band.
Okay okay, Brenda could stand to lose a few. But Zafig should not always be an automatic disqualification. And besides, it’s early. When it’s early, and the DB1 can’t find his socks, Brenda’ll do.
