Random HCwDB Movie
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Saturday, January 23, 2016
In Russia, Douchebag Stop You…
It was the bro-est of times. It was the woo-est of times.
Thursday, December 31, 2015Gym Wildlife
Can’t help but feel the HCwDB community’s years of mock somehow influenced the production of this video. Regardless, I was mildly entertained, even if the joke got old by the third minute. Because I’m impatient like that.
Happy New Year!
Saturday, November 15, 2014If My Psyche Were to Direct a Music Video
It might look like GoGo Yubari by way of Taylor Swift by way of Betty Boop by way of Darksockian horse cosplay by way of hallucinogenic bullet train vending machine sashimi ecto-plasmonic vomitorious technospew.
Or, as Toshiro Mifune might say before committing ritual seppuku at the shame brought upon his once proud culture, ‘Sake it off’…
Tuesday, February 4, 2014"Drop that zero and Get With the Hero!"
1991 was a very silly year.
Saturday, January 4, 2014Canadian Eurobag Got Game
Ruh roh. Looks like douchewanks tossing fake “game” are haunting the streets again.
Why?
To sell you crap, of course. From the YouTube description:
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Willy Beck of Big Willie Style (http://bigwilliestyle.ca) shows his infield daygame pickup how to kiss women as well as a instant daygame pull.
For dating advice & tips and infield videos as to how to meet, attract, and get better with women, visit Big Willie Style (http://bigwilliestyle.com).
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I had a daygame pull once. It took two weeks before I could sucessfuly crochet again.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013NFL Football Player Richie Incognito is an Inflated Roidpimple
Douchebags.
Still jacked up on amphetamines, confusion, self hatred and bitterness.
Tuesday, August 6, 2013Peyton and Eli Get Their Douche Mocking On
Had to take a break from my current BC1 insanity to post this glorious mock from the Manning brothers.
Count the douchal symbols, from six pound watches to white belts.
Nicely done, boyz. Even if DirecTV can lick my scrotundae they suck so much.
Tuesday, July 2, 2013When Boat HCwDB Turns into a Road Runner Cartoon…
…then the Fratbag will be roadkill.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013Well, That's One Way to Quit A Job
America, f#@k yeah! (video not actually made in America)
Thursday, February 14, 2013The Women of LA
Pure genius and the story of my move to L.A., complete with nerdy Jewish doppelganger.
“You’re not in Murray Hill anymore, bro” for the win.
