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Saturday, December 26, 2015
Hans Klaussenn Vants You To Party Mit Greta on ze New Years
I can’t tell if it’s the furry leg boots, the weird water bottle utility belt, or the stench of post-Reich fascist mandated dance fun enveloping this lost, wayward collection of Nordic generibots that rankles the pits of my punditry the most.
Alls I know is watching these two shards of electroglide fall into a photo-lens distorted morass of dark ambiguity and bodyspray ennui is enough to throttle all of our gizzards like some lost Herman Hesse novel on the religious profundity of scrotal fungae.
Or maybe it’s just that elbowdanna. –
Regardless, Gretaboobs say Meine Kleine Happy New Yearzenspelche!!
And really, doesn’t that just say it all?
Happy 2016.
From all of us at HCwDB.
Which is still just me.
And my ‘Train. And my brand new renovated kitchen.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
