Sunday HCwDB Movie
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Sunday, September 22, 2013
the epic story of bro
So meaningless.
Yet so meaningful.
Yet so meaningless.
Sunday, September 15, 2013And Then, in 1979, They Made "Delta House"
In case you ever wondered what classic comedy films look like when drained of all creativity and originality and turned into cheap, disposable, horrible laugh-track television.
And yet more.
Sunday, September 8, 2013According to the Kids, "twerk" Means "To Work it"
That would explain the screams.
Sunday, September 1, 2013Shady's Back
Like a creepy Japanese prank show, or a rash in the nethers, your humb narrs is back from walkabout.
Updates may be slower these days.
But like an hysterical Japanese office dude who just wanted a sake, the hysteria will continue. Oh yes. It will continue.
Sunday, August 25, 2013Fishbone in the 1980s
Since the ‘Sock is traveling today, here’s a little glimpse into the early teenage DB1’s favorite band of the late 1980s, Fishbone.
Clip is from “Tapeheads” a little seen film starring the ubiquitous Cusack and pre-Durham Robbins.
Sunday, August 18, 2013The Gator Gets Freaky
Ah yes, The Gator.
From purchasing a town in Bulgaria to starring as the next villain in Doctor Who in just seven bankruptcy and lawsuit filled years.
But at least the legendary Hall of Scrote member is still shreddin’ (warning: not safe for life).
Sunday, August 11, 2013They the Douche Canoes
For those who missed it, your humb narrs had a ball of spittle and so the site ain’t gonna be updating as regularly as in the old days. But there will be posts. Oh yes. There will be posts.
In the meantime, enjoy the Douche Canoes. They like to get meta even before they get actual.
Sunday, August 4, 2013Nerds are the New Douchebags
A few months ago I posted a rant over on my sadly neglected sister site, Lucky Punkass, on the monetization of “nerd culture” and the marketing of geekdom by poser frauds like Chris Hardwick.
This clip pretty much sums it up.
From The Big Bang Theory to Comicon cosplay ludicrousness, the cooption of nerd culture is currently reaching peak bullshit.
Out come the cool kids, ready to dress up and call themselves “nerds.” Phonysploiting some fake high school victimization narrative and pretending geek culture is a minority subculture rather than the de facto engine that runs the entire entertainment industry.
What a joke.
Someone seriously needs to start a massive cultural pushback against Nerd America, every bit as phony and a marketing strategy as douchebag culture was in the mid 2000s. Maybe that person should be me.
Sunday, July 28, 2013Frolic in the Jerz Parking Lots
The Jerz Parking Lot Frolic.
Still out there.
Still a depressing existential crisis embodied by lost, wayward youth.
With gelled hair. And time. So much time. Lots and lots of time. To stare into the abyss.
Sunday, July 21, 2013F@#K You Texas!
In response to the obnoxious Texas governor Rick Perry’s recent ads telling New York businesses to move to Texas, the great Lewis Black tells Texas what’s up.
Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, there’s this.
Whoops: Had a premature pub yesterday, so lets give Perry the full finger today.
