Sunday HCwDB Movie

    Sunday, November 11, 2012

    HCwDB: The Animated Fever Dream

    At first, I didn’t know what to make of this extremely not-safe-for-work animated hallucinogen. Then I realized it was inspired.

    If by :45 seconds you’re not laughing, you get your money back for the costs you pay to read HCwDB.

    If by the end you don’t appreciate its genius, then punch your monkey in the nads.

    This is art.

    And by art, I mean a stupid funny diversion. Which is art.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, November 4, 2012

    Debbie Curry's Collar Looks Limp and Frumpy

    Thankfully, there’s a solution!

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, October 28, 2012

    THE END TIMES

    My friends, it has been nothing short of an experience moderating this blog for you over the past week. We’ve had some good times, haven’t we? Oh, indeed we have. Remember that thing with the thing in it? I know, right? Good times, good times.

    As for myself, I’m surprised that I’m able to construct whole sentences after the last two nights at FrightTown. Most people assume that Halloween proper is my busiest and most challenging night, a righteous crescendo to the month long run of a haunted attraction, but no. It’s always the Friday and Saturday before Halloween. Which means that for the last 48 hours I’ve been up to my coal-black nipples in PBR-soaked douchebags and prepubescent hoodrats, each one believing themselves entitled to punching or destroying whatever’s in arm’s reach, just because they bought a ticket. If it wasn’t for the parade of slutty costumes, I’d throw a fence around the whole mob, douse them all in teriyaki and go nuts with a snowblower full of bullet ants.

    But the slutty costumes were indeed plentiful. And I digress.

    I’d love to stay and chat but I have loins to gird and thousands more pants to fill with terror before I may rest. You all have yourselves a Happy Halloween. And if there are any Hollywood producer types out there reading this, and if you’re looking for a horror movie host to squeeze six seasons of fart jokes out of, you now know where to find me.

    # posted by Steve L.
    Sunday, October 21, 2012

    1990 Sucked

    EDIT: The original sunday clip was made private, so instead lets all remember that, twenty-two years ago, this was released in theaters.

    1990 was not a good year.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, October 14, 2012

    Germany Makes up for the Holocaust

    One step at a time, Deutschland. One step at a time.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, October 7, 2012

    Baby Food Gangnam Style

    While this whole Gangnam thing was played out before it began, this is kinda cute.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, September 30, 2012

    Bikini Girl Dances in a Bikini

    Because sometimes in life you just need to stare at a bikini girl dancing in a bikini with a creepy smile on her face in front of a bizarre chyron of a streetcorner.

    As Nietzsche would want us to.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, September 23, 2012

    The Worst Anything in the History of Everything

    It’s eaten things that would make a billy goat puke.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, September 16, 2012

    Can They Jam Their Privates in Your Privates?

    Where post-irony douchebaggery goes to die in a hall of self-referential mirrors.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, September 9, 2012

    Sifl and Olly Lives!

    The genius is back.

    There is hope for this universe after all.

    Pie.

    # posted by douchebag1
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