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Thursday, May 30, 2013
Tom Cooze in… "Enemas of The State"
The Penelope Sisters are excited about their big break.
And by big break, I mean pretending to giggle at Tom Cooze’s chest shave + Jesus Bling combo while hoping the next round of Grey Goose will include an extra large tip.
Thursday, March 14, 2013Chester Roderick Offers the Mayan Eye of Asswipus Trustfundus
Debutante Kelly is over the whole sorority thing. Daddy will care if she wrecks her credit rating.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011Superpud
Ya know, I’d almost have given Clark a nottadouche if not for the chin dribble Hitler pubes.
C’mon, people. Think of the Holocaust. Hitler Chin Pubes are no way to honor the memory of the Shoah.
Maureen is real world unconventional cute. Not your standard bottle blonde or pert nosed KellyAshley. More like the sneaky sexy girl from the Girl’s Senior Cabin that you didn’t notice at first that final year you were at Camp Wakateera when you were 15, but then at Bonfire Night you made out with her after S’mores and felt hot and sweaty for a week.
That kinda sneaky hot.
We must appreciate real world hotts like Maureen. They’re the ones who stayed by the side of the protagonist in 80s teen comedies after the protagonist banged the cheerleader, then realized she was shallow and boring.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011Brothabag Leon and Posse Welcome All Chin Pube Pretenders
Yesterday we saw The Ferret attempt innovative chin pubal shave maneuver.
But it was nothing. Not compared to increasingly legendary HCwDB facially douchumphant Brothabag Leon.
For we are reminded of what it takes to perfect the craft of doucheyface, while crushing quality if douchetty suckle thighs Pamela and Andrea in a triple douchewich press:
Dedication.
Lack of employment.
At least sixteen different tools of sculpting and shaving ability. Preferably made out of sterling silver.
Residence in Florida, Arizona or parts of Long Island. At moms’s house. ‘Till the training career takes off.
We’re looking at years of facial sculpt in service of hot chick annoyance.
Hmm… A Hall of Scrote nomination perhaps? The dedication to craft is impressive.
Monday, August 16, 2010Supermoobs
Sometimes, even Supermoobs have to find time to sweat.
