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Thursday, November 8, 2012
I'll Take 'Tatts Teenagers Regret' For $1200, Alex
What is The Mayan symbol for nadsack?
Thursday, November 1, 2012Tatts, Trash, and Pensivity
Tattasian Kimberly’s Beijing-born grandmother routinely weeps in front of Buddhist altars dedicated to her ancestors and decries the damage of Western imperialism.
Tatt-free white boy Kenny just can’t seem to get with the program.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012Paco McScribble Says "Challo!" to Candy's Cans
Now there’s a headline to sip my coffee to.
Monday, August 27, 2012Bartleby the Scribbler
As Melville once wrote: “And lo, the hunt for white boobies take man to the deepest darkest plunges of self-immolation ‘neath the quivering waterlands. Only that ‘ere betwixt the globular moons of Vegas sunset will one find peace.”
Saturday, August 18, 2012Star-Shouldered Sneech Evinces Disturbing New 2012 'Bag Trend
Wedge-Vertabrae Vin sported a scapula star on the site Thursday. Now the Sneech sports stereo scapula stars.
One more be-spangled ‘bag and it’s a trend. Not good. But better than the dreaded Shaved Groin Reveal Plague of 2011.
Salvageable Sara beckons hope with corseted compressed cow cones. So there’s that.
Speaking of nobody at home…I will be out in the Gulf deep sea fishing most of today…wish me luck. Perhaps the regulars could have a “what’s the worst that could happen” contest in the comments thread.
Thursday, August 16, 2012Identify that Tatt…
Let’s keep the interactive vibe going today with a new game…Name That Tatt! Sunken Chester and Quartasian Cutie Kate say “Shhhh….no shouting out answers!”
I’ll go first…
“WEALTHLESS”?
Oh…almost forgot: Gratuitous Pear.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012Slick Holds His Annual Between-Prison-Terms Party
Here we see Slick posing with his former cell mate, Shawn.
Er, I mean, Shawna.
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Okay, here’s a Daily Double Pear to help unharsh your mellow. Behold – Double Bubble .
Thursday, July 12, 2012Goldiana Boobs and the Temple of Choad
Wait’ll see what she calls “Short Round.”
I’ll take “Early 80s References By The Guy Who Can’t Accept That He Lives in A Katy Perry and Justin Bieber World” for $1600, Alex.
Thursday, June 14, 2012Neckglasses
For when your necktatt needs U.V. protection.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012Infectious Rick Infects Connie Thong Pear Hott
Tetanus shots for everyone!
