Time to Call a Cab Time
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Perky Kelly Stumbles into a Gaggle of Party Ruffians
When the Party Ruffians start reveling in the iconography of Party Bieber mixed with early 90s Right Said Fred, it is most definitely time to call a cab time.
Thursday, January 9, 2014Your Thursday Douchey Malaysian Opera Attendees
You don’t get this over at TMZ.
Saturday, December 14, 2013Your Saturday Crusty Sheets
Sure you might think the Greasepitzer and Eve are far too cartoonish to actually be real human beings.
But it’s not like they own a bunch of tiny, annoying dogs or anything.
Monday, November 25, 2013The Check-Please Guy
There’s always one in every crowd.
The dude who’s got a sure fire stock tip and brags about the engine in his white BMW 535.
Yup.
That guy.
Finger guy.
The guy who ruins the various games the other four are throwing at Cute Officeworker Cindy.
Stare at it long enough and a Ron Howard movie might break out.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013Iron 'Bag
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Man, these Hollywood sequels are getting douchier and douchier.
Thursday, June 13, 2013Orange 'Rus
Okay enough DD for today.
Time for us to get back to remembering what it is we mock around here.
Which is douches who run around clubs in Orange ‘Rus in the hopes of impressing real world sexy Semitic boobie proddle Rachel.
That, my friends, is unacceptable in a culture hoping to attain enlightenment.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012Mongor and Pepe Hit on Carmella in a Frame Factory
When Mongor and his sidekick, Pepe, bust out the matching t-shirts and gold chains, Carmells knows what time it is.
Time to Call a Cab time.
