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Thursday, March 16, 2017
Charles Von Cankersore Gives Ninotchka the Doucheface
You might presume that a faux tanned Ed Hardy disciple inappropriately cuddle-macking Svetlana is uberdouche precisely because of douche face.
Even devoid of doucheface, Charles Von Cankersore retains a high degree of smelly poo.
Thus proving my theorem that even in the age of Trumpocalypse, douche aura permeates beyond the performative signifiers.
Now that that’s settled, who wants an Orange Whip?
Friday, May 22, 2015#TBT: The Millennium ‘Bag
That moment back when an actual human being of biological origins and organic sinew decided to turn himself into an orange/crimson/umber robotic posthuman plastics.
That moment when a Euro weenus shavde teeny Q-Bert patterns in his head for the purposes of cuddling up with Ulle in a Scandanavian tapas bar with tasty pickle chips.
It happened.
We were witness.
And a tiny chihuahua in Albuquerque got the runs.
How could a tiny chihuahua in Albuquerque get the runs simply because a sheeny human chrome-chomp preened himself into a Christmas ornament? A little known scientific hypothesis known as ‘Charos Theory” can answer that for you.
Friday, February 11, 2005Your Week-end Video – Incompetently Late “tip-to-tip” tribute Edition
I’m not sure if you “people” (no racist) have been watching Silicon Valley on HBO or not, from writer Mike Judge (Idiocracy, Beavis & RevChad, Office Space, etc., et. al., con carne, per diem).
Mr. Judge has been our NostrilDouchous, if you will, foreseeing the societal damnation if we on the Wall don’t hold the line agin’ the Doucheous Whore’ds .
Well although the new series Silicon Valley started off kinda slow, it ended with what has now been universally agreed upon as the greatest Weenus Joke, both high-and-low-minded, e’er broadcast to the masses. The formula you will see in the background on the clip I link’d below was actually verified by engineers from Stanford, and no I am not making that up.
Brothers in Socks – I give you (no homo): “Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency”.
You may offer your burnt tributes in the comments sections.
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