Where's Waldouche?
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
WHERE’S WALDOUCHE: LAKE PLACID EDITION
Hidden amongst these spring break lake sirens so woefully outgunned by their friend in the magenta Hustler bikini, we’ve carefully hidden a Waldouche.
Can you find him before Betty White slaps a blindfold on him and kicks him into the drink?
Wednesday, September 5, 2012Where's Quartasian Sideboob Perfection?
Someewhere in this pic, I have begun to furrow into the padded recesses of upper boobistan, digging ‘neath the yellow underbrush with only a flashlight and half a box of Grape Nuts for sustenance, before writhing and fondling with twitchy affect in the ecstasies of enlightenment in the form of suckle thigh paddle slap grabble genetic exchange.
Look closely.
Can you find it?
Wednesday, August 22, 2012Where's Fizzleface?
Somewhere in this midterm gathering of collegiate hotts and nerds, I’ve carefully hidden a Fizzleface.
Look closely.
Can you take away his bottle of L.A. Looks hair gel and flush it down the unisex toilet?
Wednesday, August 15, 2012Where is Lars Largeman?
Somewhere on this love boat, amidst the supple curves and stinky tatts, there is a semi-concealed and very pleased Mr. Lars Largeman.
Can you find him?
Monday, August 13, 2012Find Waldo…
…and by “Waldo” I mean douchenozzle.
Somewhere in this sultry stack of sapphic sensuality I’ve hidden Raspberry McDingus. Can you find him? And then beat him with a frozen rump roast?
Thursday, August 2, 2012Where's Waldouche: Roastyhead Paid-to-Abs Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of toned but perhaps a tad second-tier paid-to-poser pooch slobbers (exept for you, Quality Mandy), I’ve carefully hidden a Roastyhead.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Thursday, July 26, 2012Where's Clownhomies?
Somewhere in this pic of party booble and daddy issues I’ve carefully hidden a lineup of annoying part-time Taco Bell employees who like to make jokes about what’s in the secret sauce.
Look closely.
Can you find them?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012Where's Gruber, Annoying Techno German Superstar?
Somewhere in this pic of slender Nordic Leg Suckles, I’ve carefully hidden Gruber, Annoying Techno German Superstar.
Look closely.
Can you express no emotion to his synchronic beats?
Tuesday, July 3, 2012Where's Hatdouche?
As the sweaty, smoggy city of Angels gears down for the 4th, I must challenge you the following:
In this lineup of emotionally medicated sorority hotts from Kappa Kappa Woo, I’ve carefully hidden a smarmy hatdouche wearing Waldouche with a terrible case of jock itch.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Mmmm… Kelly leg. I would slather with butter and salt and masticate like a brain-damaged ferret.
Monday, June 18, 2012Where's Smugbag?
Somewhere in this lineup of fantastic top-shelf quality leg shooters, I’ve carefully hidden an itchy smugbag.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
