WTF. Seriously.
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Saturday, November 2, 2013
Your Saturday Mandouchian Candidate
Uberhott asian chick. Creepy Asian androgyne.
Together, they make pie.
Anglo Pete is having none of it.
Why run this on a Saturday?
Well, back in the day we used to feature comments of the week all up in this shiznit.
But that entailed me going through all the comments and finding the best ones. Which took, like, effort. And Adonai knows what a lazy mofo my sorry ass is.
And besides, now I gotta change diapers and give HC1 her due attentions, and so that work just ain’t getting done.
Instead, here’s a pic that is so confusing in its conflation of gender, ethnicity, and douchey/hottie cohabit that a lesser writer might describe it as all sorts of wong.
One ticket please.
Thursday, September 26, 2013It's Hip to Be Inappropriate
For Huey Loser and the News, crotchrub on Hottie Lisa’s leg will take place.
Oh yes.
It will take place.
Even if it must take place in public and without her consent or awareness.
This is worse than finding out that the original Huey Lewis recorded a disco version of the Exodus theme in 1979. On second thought, no. No it isn’t.
Monday, July 1, 2013The Leather Clad Groinwipe
Little known fact about Leather Clad Groinwipes.
Their willingness to spend untold amount of parental inheritance to resemble early 1960s Mod/Rocker gay biker fantasy imagery from a film directed by Kenneth Anger speaks against Freud’s latency period.
Hello Kitty Hott may wear pink hooker shoes and a thong. But Hello Kitty Hott is an expert at early aviation trivia.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013Riff Raff Still Ironically Sucks
Probably one of the worst cultural arbiters of irono-douche culture, Southern Clown Riff Raff continues to push his zero minutes of fame by clinging desperately onto the post Spring Breakers James Franco package fondle.
So it turns out this festering ass pimple of pusuous leakage is playing a “gig” in LA in June. Should I go? Might be worth a field report from the heart of postmodern douchery for HCwDB.
Thursday, April 4, 2013WTF Thursday
Well.
Something’s going on here.
I have no idea what it is.
If you think you know, hold forth in the comments section. I’ll post the most rational explanation(s) on the front page once I sober up from the bender this image caused. Assuming it’s PG-13. So there’s a fighting chance I can’t post nothin’.
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Almost 30 comments, and this is the only PG-13 candidate I can post on the front page. I’m so proud of the regs. Wretches!
Wheezer said…
This, not cancer, killed Roger Ebert.
